You must imagine Gregor Samsa happy

25 he/him

[strawberrylemongrass]

"you have an anxiety disorder" it's actually called being a bunny and it is perfectly normal and healthy for me to be like This !!

[jesterfrog]

me at the crosswalk if i'm being honest

[targetedknowledge]

[bynine]

SUDOWOODO-UNOVA - PSYCHIC

As its habitat became urbanized, its body morphed to adapt. The blinking of the bulbs on its head can force opponents to stop or go at Sudowoodo's discretion.

[caats]

[ottisbuns]

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

[shituationist]

Zeppelin tech is only going to get better, so it's paramount for businesses to learn how to use zeppelins, and experiment with zeppelin tech in their workflows. If you don't experiment with zeppelins in your business, you're at risk of being left behind. One company found that the introduction of zeppelin tech into their stacks increased productivity by 10x.

[deadgenerations]

its so weird when people come for rothko as the heckin evil modern artist network grifter for a number of reasons

firstly he was as poor of an immigrant as it was really possible to be and lived anything but a charmed life of connections.

secondly he became famous NOT for the work he is now famous for, the squares of colour, but for portraits and surrealist works

thirdly he loathed, quite openly, the bourgeois affection for his art and would intentionally spurn them and refuse sales, among other things (the seagram murals are infamous). this seems to have been equally about principle and his own self importance

fourthly, he would have acknowledged that his works - the colour squares - were something a child could do - if anything that was in part his point, that the childrens love of colour was the basis for art, not learning form.

fifthly, when you see his works in person it is really easy to understand these were not simple plays at colour, particularly the monumental works. they are attempts to invoke intense experiences, particularly of the sublime, of transcendence and of mortality.

the rothko chapel in particular is a tremendous work of art, in my opinion, and a testament to the vision behind all his later works. they are apparently simple, yes, but together and in the environment he designed for them they become titanic and altogether unique.

[roomwithavoid]

will you reblog for sample size

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Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

[moxiebustion]

"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

[mousegirlheart]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[kc5rings]

Hi this is a weird request and not at all related to your current askbox theme but can you post the gif of someone sawing the chocolate milk in half again thank you

It’s uncanny how easy it is

[fishiest-fish]

it's uncanny how easy it is

[hydrasbane1]

It's uncanny how easy it is

[elierlick]

Trans women protesting outside Scottish Parliament.

I love it when trans women protest topless. If they're arrested, the state must admit they're women. If they aren't, it shows the glaring contradictions of labeling trans women as legally male. It helps their cause either way.

[elierlick]

British trans women did it again! I hope this courageous group starts crashing UK politicians' photo ops. If elected officials still refuse to call them women, then they have no grounds to arrest them.

[twiststreet]

(X)

[hydrasbane1]

Is this real? Probably not but I want to live In this magical world.

[cryptotheism]

There is an embarrassing impulse among center-liberals calling themselves leftists to fixate on some bilious Christian theologian and blame them for everything. The banana and the coffee you had for breakfast came to you up a mountain of corpses that you didn't ask to be born on top of, and any Leftist pointing this out is simply a SECRET CALVINIST who HATES PLEASURE.

[cryptotheism]

Your enemies are robots who are poisoned by background religious thought. They have allowed the CALVINISM to seep in and poison their motives. While you (pure) have shed such things.

[hydrasbane1]

Can't be me I just blame Paul and Constantine for all that is wrong with the church! (Actively ignores the corpse pile caused by people other than these two and would have happened even if Paul and Constantine never converted)

[kaijuno]

Made some friends today

[hydrasbane1]

the frog . . . it rotates

[chrisbrecheenwritingaboutwriting]

Bank of Sapphire Cold?

[hydrasbane1]

Eh detour of aquamarine cloudy that's an interesting one I'll give you