HEALTHY ASS STUFF

200 hr CYT. There is so much more to life than what you're feeling now. on the real: i don't really care

[cat-lover-1001]

[friendly-animals]

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[iconichalo]

it’s been literal years and i still think about ‘different dick every night’ whenever i hear i want

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I like the implication that a nude photo of someone is worse than the act of intentionally leaking nude photos of someone

[kay1091]

men have always been terrified of women with power, so no one should be surprised they’re willing to make shit up to get rid of one.

[smitethestate]

The Daily Caller is owned by Tucker Carlson so like please remember that even if Tucker said something vaguely socialist one time he’s still a pile of garbage.

[afronerdism]

Aren’t these the same people who called Milania’s actual nude photos “art?”

[the-devil-wears-zara]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs

[cannibal-rainbow]

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

[edgar-allen-potpourri]

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

[edrec]

“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”

Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.

[anghraine]

Friendly reminder:

“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)

“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)

“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)

“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)

“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)

“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)

“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)

“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)

“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)

“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)

[advanced-procrastination]

We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we

These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been

[makestheworldtastegood]

When dogs make eye contact with you and start wagging their tail, then you start talking to them and they wag it harder

Reblog if u agree

[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bozstvo-deactivated20200629]

shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[comeacrossthedesert-deactivated]

Pls tell me your fav heavy metal songs

[sunharry]

rock me - one direction

[bob-belcher]

[neverthere12345]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

“Richard Christiënvonvanderslüt?”

Here!

“I’m sorry if I butcher this name…. de-deshaun?”

[yelverton]

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”