Up, up, and away!

Well, this is awkward... I'm Zoe / ageless blob / from somewhere, who knows? Hey there!

[karetahana]

Part 2

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#idk either of the original songs so this is great 

I’m sorry you WHAT

[thehardboiledham]

found the inverse o.O

(and it’s, like, Homoerotic homoerotic)

[mousenemy]

the power of christ isn't even that compelling if i'm being honest

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

[voroxpete]

To be clear, this isn't a bit. This is what they actually did. "Its too late" is the new "Climate change isn't real"... And its still a lie!

Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it's "too late".

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[rylandsgrace]

Despicable Me 4 - Minion Intelligence (Big Game Spot)

[causeimanartist]

Martha knit the sweaters

[catasters]

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

deleted all my social media apps so now sometimes i just open my phone and scroll thru google drive for a bit and then put it back in my bag

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

“but ur on tumblr” this app is not social because i refuse to talk to y’all

[fnordseer5]

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

[ruralarchaeologist]

One of my friends is teaching a course this year and she decided to run an “experiment” on her students and the syllabus. Conclusion: she is hilarious and students never read the syllabus.

[killjo-q]

I couldn’t resist the idea

Based on this:

Also, do not mind the ugly font, I was too lazy to look for the exact one djdhd

[androfembot]

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

[androfembot]

help

[alder-knight]

[thickness-protection-program]

The idea that only women can give birth is a misconception. Men can give birth too and that's a mrconception

[thickness-protection-program]

A nonbinary person can give birth as well? I think that's a mxconception

[mx-sinisters]

sin’s one year anniversary; top ten dynamics as voted by followers

second place ✷ team avatar

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[cowscratch]

this makes me smile every time

[only-tiktoks]

[alexaloraetheris]

These are the guys you had to hire to follow you around before Walkmans were invented.