*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*
Color Me Curious

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline
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RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ojovivo

Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
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Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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EXPECTATIONS
d e v o n
Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@hyperbolichysteria
*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*
everyone seems to be doing quite well
when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged
*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.
I hope you believe that you can still make a beautiful life for yourself even if you lost many years of it to grief, or darkness, depression, or a wound that wouldn't close.
I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery
PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!
stop remaking good films and start remaking bad films that might have been good if they had better editing, actors and directors
affirmations:
- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position
- consciousness is a gift
- i CAN do this anymore
how many people do you think use speech to text to write fanfiction like how many people in this world are sitting alone in their living room vividly reciting the nastiest sex scenes with perfect diction
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
World Heritage Post
Once you learn that the megalodon mostly lived in relatively shallow waters you’re like okay yeah people thinking it’s still alive is just wishful thinking huh
New conspiracy. There is another shark. A deep shark.
my personal Star Wars conspiracy theory, since none of you asked, is that the solar panels on TIE fighter wings only generate like 1% of the power the ship needs and the Empire put them there as greenwashing propaganda
tumblr blaze is such a funny feature. every blazed post ive ever seen has replies full of people cursing op out for forcing them to see it. for a small fee you too can invite strangers to be mad at you. pay money to be publicly shamed for your x reader fic. incredible.
“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.
“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.
wobbly cat wip; cat body is made from yarn I spun :'D
I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days
the hole isnt even that bad