Max&#x27;s High-functioning silly page!!1!1!

#max yapping #yapfest #yawn #boring #boo #throws tomatoes #i forgor #lmao

Hihihi!!! Sure, I'll play! :~)

Favorite colors: cyan (teal/green-blue), black, purple, everything!

Last song I listened to: Beird by Jack Stauber (or Al Dente, I can't remember >w<)

Currently reading: nothing, but I want to read I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream!

Currently watching: Make Some Noise shorts (but I finished Catch Teenieping! season 4 last night :3)

Cravings: Japanese golden curry OR spam-fried rice -v-

Coffee or tea: I like coffee with hot chocolate in the morning, but I like chamomile tea and herby teas better! :3

This was fun, made me think! :D

@morsktay

Wanna play?

AHHHGHHHHHG H💔

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(OMG Y'ALL I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED ABD MY ACCOUNT BRO)

Anyway how y'all been doing. Me? Lowkey could be better. If I make shi, y'all will be the 1st 2 know. I'll prolly even post covers here if and when I get the chance. So ujh yeah my comms are still open ig but like remember to send me refs of ur ocs if u want one- so uh-

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*TF2 FRYING PAN SOUND AND SPY DEATH SOUND*

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Cya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

- Max

sign-my-petition-2003

Do you think women should have rights?

Yes. As a former woman myself.

#commisions open #art commisions #tf2 #avatars #reference #low price #fanart #beginner artist #i need money #i’m bored

Okay, anyway- *BONKS WITH METAL BAT*

✅‼️(COMMS OPEN)‼️🤑

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My first attempt at commissions online!! I have a Cash App, so please pay me here!! ^v^ ⬇️

Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App

(Note: if prices are not any more reasonable, please dm me, and we can compromise! :) )

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Stupid lil base/sketch: $5

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Line-art: $10

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Colored (but not fully rendered): $15

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Shaded + Rendered w/Lighting: $20

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Fully Rendered w/Custom Background and Border (Poster Size): $25

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(Another note: yes, I know most of the pieces shown above are unfinished (which they are finished now), but these are just examples, so take it with a grain of salt! ^w^)

I look forward to getting to work with you!

- Max

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Dear god I attract what I fear (myself)

What am I supposed to say to this? XD

(Do you want a commission— like what??)

I-I think I did what she asked—???

Big yippee to my discord friend:

❤️💛🍕ALES!🍕💛❤️

(al3jandra_skibidi.)!!!

⚠️(SH!T-POST/REQUEST)⚠️

༺｡° .ᘛ𓆩♡𓆪ᘚ. °｡༻

"Ah, what a beautiful day for a sh!t-post." - Max

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Okay, so before y’all yell at me: YES, I KNOW I’VE BEEN POSTING A LOT. IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I USED TUMBLR, SO GIMME A BREAK!! XD

Anyway, I have BUT (hehe I said BUTT) a request.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE SPAM MY ASKS!!!!

I just finished up with summer school not too long ago (I took a graphic design course) and I have LITERALLY nothing productive to do! I want to do goofy drawings for y’all!! I can draw ur OC’s, Roblox avatars, you name it! As long as you send me a reference, we cool! Just please don’t rush me to get them done. Think of them like a commission: art takes time. Speaking of taking them like commissions, if you want to keep the art for yourself, please do! (Just don’t forget to credit me!!)

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PEACE OUT, LOSERS!!! (/J)

- Max

@allo-the-goat’s art of Scout x Vanity Jason!

(In the last photo, Scout is a Jack Russell Terrier, and Jasi (Vanity Jason) is a Maine Coon cat!)

#shitpost-became-reality #artwork #tf2 #butcher vanity #shitpost #shipping #ship art #fandom ships #fandom shenanigans #fandom shitpost #not my art #allo-the-goat

@team-forktress-3 (hi I’m here to clown!!!)

“. . ?”

*Scout noticed Vanity and ran to her.* "HEY! You’re that girl I met at the bar! How ya doin', hotcakes?" *He asked, his attempt to be smooth failing miserably.*

*Little did the two know that they were being watched by a psychopath in the distance: Ass Pancakes. He slung his weapon behind his neck: the Warhammer of Zillyhoo (yes, like the one in Homestuck) and wrapped his arms around it. He hid behind a tree, but his hammer was a deadly callout to his current whereabouts…*

+ The butcheress was peacefully sitting on a stump before his sudden approach- +

+ She jumped, recognizing the voice and sighing. Jasi turned around, her gaze judgmental and unsure. Crossing her arms, she wondered how the heck he got here. +

+ She could feel another set of eyes on her though, and was on immediate alert… +

*Scout smiled happily, his metal bat shining in the light. However, his happiness to approach her seemed so sudden. Was he hiding something? Perhaps. Finally, he spoke up.*

"So uhh…..I uh- I know dis chicken place dat’s pretty sweet! So- uhh- wanna go, tutz?"

*Scout said with a nervousness in his voice. He asked her on a date before at the Evergreen Bar, but after that interaction, he seemed to back out on the plan together. Yet, here he was, finally trying again. He waited with anticipation for Jasi to give some form of response, but he would not be sad if she rejected him on the spot: as that was a normal occurrence for someone like Scout.*

*In the distance, Ass Pancakes continued to monitor the conversation between the high-energy mercenary, and the soft-spoken butcher girl. There was a hint of lingering blood on his weapon from his previous encounter. The blood glistened in the son, warming its freshness still. The smell attracts many flies, and it may even attract Jasi.*

*As the flies swarm his weapon, Ass yells, revealing himself like a stubborn cowlick on school picture day.*

"HEY-! GET AWAY FROM ME—!!"

+ Jasi stared at him. She… didn’t know how to respond to that, not like she could even do so- No one had really ever asked her to GO ON a date. What would that even entail? I mean, eating of course. But… did she even want to?- +

+ …When she saw Ass Pancakes, she hissed. Threat spotted. She drew her cleaver and prepared herself to fight. +

“. . .”

*Scout’s face turned from content to terrified once he saw Jasi’s cleaver.*

"Woah— dat ting looks sharper than doc’s bone-saw!"

*He commented, laughing to cover up his secret urge to run from Jasi as fast as he could.*

*Meanwhile where Ass Pancakes was, the flies continued to swarm his blood-splattered hammer. He aggressively swatted them away.*

*Scout seemed completely oblivious to the man spying on them. He scratched at his temples and picked out earwax (man, isn’t that the hottest trait?). He yawned loudly.*

"So uhhh…….just uhm— let me know when you’re free?? O-or don’t….."

*He said nervously, the fear in his voice as clear as day.*

nolisaskblog

That crossover will be legendary what-

(Hi!! This is the owner of @team-forktress-3. Basically, how this even started was: me and @allo-the-goat started a crack-ship between Scout (TF2) and Vanity Jason (Butcher Vanity/Foresaken ig lol). It started out as a joke, but now we both fell in love with it!! XD)

nolisaskblog

OH YEAH I THINK SHE MENTIONED THAT ACTUALLY HOLY SHIT HELLO!1!1!1

(Yeah she made art of them together and it’s so awesome!!! She’s honestly a wonderful person to be around, and I’m grateful to be sharing this monstrosity of a ship with her lmao.)

@team-forktress-3 (hi I’m here to clown!!!)

“. . ?”

*Scout noticed Vanity and ran to her.* "HEY! You’re that girl I met at the bar! How ya doin', hotcakes?" *He asked, his attempt to be smooth failing miserably.*

*Little did the two know that they were being watched by a psychopath in the distance: Ass Pancakes. He slung his weapon behind his neck: the Warhammer of Zillyhoo (yes, like the one in Homestuck) and wrapped his arms around it. He hid behind a tree, but his hammer was a deadly callout to his current whereabouts…*

+ The butcheress was peacefully sitting on a stump before his sudden approach- +

+ She jumped, recognizing the voice and sighing. Jasi turned around, her gaze judgmental and unsure. Crossing her arms, she wondered how the heck he got here. +

+ She could feel another set of eyes on her though, and was on immediate alert… +

*Scout smiled happily, his metal bat shining in the light. However, his happiness to approach her seemed so sudden. Was he hiding something? Perhaps. Finally, he spoke up.*

"So uhh…..I uh- I know dis chicken place dat’s pretty sweet! So- uhh- wanna go, tutz?"

*Scout said with a nervousness in his voice. He asked her on a date before at the Evergreen Bar, but after that interaction, he seemed to back out on the plan together. Yet, here he was, finally trying again. He waited with anticipation for Jasi to give some form of response, but he would not be sad if she rejected him on the spot: as that was a normal occurrence for someone like Scout.*

*In the distance, Ass Pancakes continued to monitor the conversation between the high-energy mercenary, and the soft-spoken butcher girl. There was a hint of lingering blood on his weapon from his previous encounter. The blood glistened in the son, warming its freshness still. The smell attracts many flies, and it may even attract Jasi.*

*As the flies swarm his weapon, Ass yells, revealing himself like a stubborn cowlick on school picture day.*

"HEY-! GET AWAY FROM ME—!!"

+ Jasi stared at him. She… didn’t know how to respond to that, not like she could even do so- No one had really ever asked her to GO ON a date. What would that even entail? I mean, eating of course. But… did she even want to?- +

+ …When she saw Ass Pancakes, she hissed. Threat spotted. She drew her cleaver and prepared herself to fight. +

“. . .”

*Scout’s face turned from content to terrified once he saw Jasi’s cleaver.*

"Woah— dat ting looks sharper than doc’s bone-saw!"

*He commented, laughing to cover up his secret urge to run from Jasi as fast as he could.*

*Meanwhile where Ass Pancakes was, the flies continued to swarm his blood-splattered hammer. He aggressively swatted them away.*

*Scout seemed completely oblivious to the man spying on them. He scratched at his temples and picked out earwax (man, isn’t that the hottest trait?). He yawned loudly.*

"So uhhh…….just uhm— let me know when you’re free?? O-or don’t….."

*He said nervously, the fear in his voice as clear as day.*

nolisaskblog

That crossover will be legendary what-