where all the satellites are mine

gossip; she/her; 39; historical materialist tranny; exiled in europe; horny sideblog at @well-driven-nails

[cosmonautroger]

Andrei Tarkovsky

[recuperationdisliker]

thing abt being some sort of dyke or lesbo is that you find yourself talking about girls with girls. clear conflict of interest, there.

[recuperationdisliker]

so instead of saying "i would love to have sex with several of my close friends" in dms with a close friend, because that would make it a bit awkward, i instead say it here in front of like, everyone

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

reblog this post to say "i would love to have sex with several of my close friends."

send this post to a friend in DMs to let them know you're thinking of them specifically

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[gondorrevealparty]

being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

[unstablefragments2]

[aphractal2]

old deer coincidental framing concepts

[mapsontheweb]

Settlements in Hungary with a smaller population than the largest residential building in the country

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

[sylveonellie]

- wake up

- look outside the window

- "ah, the beautiful sunri- "

- the sun is red.

- the sun is red.

- the sun is red.

hey so who thought it would be cool to add creepypasta mechanics to real life?

[sylveonellie]

got it mixed up somehow, it was an irl blood moon it seems

[strawberry-crocodile]

god she was fucking iconic. the shoulderless hoodie. the tattoos. the baggy pants. the abused nonbinary child.

[strawberry-crocodile]

i need her to give me a footjob

[strawberry-crocodile]

who said that

[petterwass]

Medusa Gorgon had some legit great character design, coupled with very good and unique animations.

Animations especially I feel was something Soul Eater excelled at.

She's absolutely up there with Ragyo Kiryuin and Gendo Ikari as contestants for "worst anime parent ever" bit as a character, she's excellent.

[strawberry-crocodile]

i need to emphasize that being a fictional awful mom makes her hotter to me.

[decayin6]

[hypergog]

new name, new url

i am evil freya, gossip, now

[nyasm]

[sleepyjump]

[parkchanwoohoo]

My supervisor keeps cutting off my sentences and while I could respectfully ask him to stop interrupting me during meetings, I hate him and his stupid misshapen head and my new tactic is to let him finish his sentence and then restart my sentence from the very beginning and keep doing that again and again until I get to the end of my sentence. This is not a mature or professional way to conduct oneself in a workplace but it is: Deeply Fucking Funny because he gets so impatient so fast

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm not kidding like you can see him grit his teeth and you see this muscle twitch in his jaw and it is hysterical. He's so angry he wants me dead but strangling me at work would be way less professional than whatever juvenile bullshit I'm doing

[parkchanwoohoo]

I maintain this could be vaguely sexually interesting if he were hot but he isn't. I'm suffering worse than Christ over here

[belldandies]

[prasinoutsikos]

you will look at my one painting. it’s 1914