#wizard wisdom

[maximillian-the-magnificent]

if homosexuality is a sin why did the "intelligent" creator make me so good at sucking dick

[pointofknowreturn]

And you may tell yourself

This is not my wizard's tower!

And you may tell yourself

This is not my wizard's wife!

[genderfluid-dynamics]

usually when i have a need for Technically Not Divination Because I Always Just Ask For An Opinion On A Question I Have, i let my wife draw me two cards from the deck of arcane bullshit, and that works great for bigger questions.

recently i've started to use my scavenged once upon a time deck:

for a small question, i draw three storytelling cards and one happily ever after card to set the theme. that generally gives me a pretty clear response.

so far it gives clear answers and i'd recommend it as a source of Technically Not Divination.

[wizardbusinesscomic]

[canned-wizard]

People are like the roots of a plant. If you try to move them too harshly, they will break under the pressure of change. I am like mycelium. If you touch me I will crumble to dust. Also I literally have mycelium and will literally break apart for any reason but that’s not relevant right now

[starchildarden]

to answer your inquiry nigh: in my opinion so far, if it gave thrawn a strategic advantage he would dab, however in any other situation he would literally just rather die

FIRST OF ALL, WHAT A VALID TAKE ON HIS CHARACTER

like if he was aware of the actual societal feelings and near-taboo status surrounding dabbing, he would absolutely reserve it for Absolutely Necessary Moments! he is a foreigner, not a fool

except yeah he kinda is a fool and also extra so wELP

[elvenfetich]

Seeing your friends not as excited or obsessed over movies and fandoms like they used to

[wizardbusinesscomic]