Body in Abyss, Mind in Paradise, Bitch.

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[bloomingcockroaches]

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[aquelllla]

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

[yekkes]

[nellabellavita]

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

[lielking-deactivated20220530]

pride skies 2021. please consider buying them on redbubble and thank you for the support.

[redbubble]

[2020] [2019]

[paper-mario-wiki]

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

[sciamano240]

Ningguang from Genshin Impact. Second reward of the February Patreon pack.

[sciamano240]

Beidou from Genshin Impact, ready for summer. First reward of the June Patreon pack. Definitely not a future skin.

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[ca-3]

✨Sk8 x Genshin Impact💫

I've been wanting to draw Pyro Reki and Cryo Langa for so long now!! 🔥❄

Also since you can't really see their visions above, here's some doodles of my ideas:

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

[lisianthoma]

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

[1800-sanders-sides]

*slams reblog button*

[booknerd1642-deactivated2021122]

Fuck yeah I get to reblog this

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

WHAT

ALREADY

[c-the-megatron-asbutt-deactivat]

GOSH DANGIT IM SEEING THIS ON THE 15TH AGAIN

[chaoticneutralcinnamonroll-deac]

how is it already the 15th again tf

[themcuhasruinedme]

[seralicetarrant]

This passed my timeline earlier today on a different platform, but I’m only watching it now and am mildly amused and disturbed by the realization there was THIS MUCH FOOTAGE OF PAUL RUDD DANCING on separate occasions that it could be edited into a video this long.

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[cherriielle]

another howl redraw 💖

[transyasutora]

I am in tears

[ampervadasz]

[akanemaru]

引っぱらないで💢💢

[spatialheather]

[algrolo]

[algrolo]

[algrolo]

[blurchur]

Never let this die

[helga-z]

My huge Good Omens poster artwork, inspired by Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here album cover.