[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[shanesloverboy]

Can't wait to meet Ryan Price in season 2.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[perriaeyjeve]

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[piwonplaylist]

secretary 2002 hollanova

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

[wyatthazy]

Alright, what's the plan?

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[melobluelights]

Reading Troy’s inner monologue in Role Model feels like reading the inner thoughts of a feral cat who is trying to be domesticated. He doesn’t know how to socialize, he has to remind himself not to be an asshole, he prefers to be on his own, and he fucking loves salmon.

[jahsontodd]

Important to note that Troy is not just a wet dog but like a wet long haired german shepherd. Just kinda getting water everywhere, keeps trying to shake it off and everyone in his vicinity is like oh my god please stop shaking water off its everywhere. Probably has a bite history. Bummed that people are inherently wary of him despite you know. Growling and staring and snapping at people who get too close. Smart but in the way that’s not useful like it only gives him anxiety. Loves a job.

[argillaforma]

gimme kiss saved lives

[hollanovbiter]

every instance of ilya rozanov being obsessed with shane hollanders nose (for research)

“When he laughed his nose crinkled, and Ilya’s stomach flipped.” HR, Chapter 12

“Shane laughed, and his nose crinkled. The freckles got all bunched up under his glasses, and Ilya nearly died.” HR, Chapter 20

“Every now and again, Ilya would kiss Shane’s jaw, or his throat, or, one time, the tip of his nose.” HR, Chapter 23

“I have a nose.” “Ilya booped the tip of Shane’s nose. ‘A cute one.’” TLG, Chapter 1

“Ilya smiled as he imagined Shane’s nose wrinkling, bunching up his freckles.” TLG, Chapter 9

“Ilya hated seeing him so upset, but he loved seeing him. Loved his freckles and his little nose.” TLG, Chapter 24

“His freckles were all bunched up because he was smiling so widely his nose was wrinkled.” TLG, Chapter 25

“It was hard to believe this was the same person Ilya had tried to ignore in a Saskatchewan arena parking lot thirteen years ago…The adorable little nose, and the soft, enticing lips. Those were all the same.” TLG, Chapter 39