[shima-draws]

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[analog-machine]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[mrtylers]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[frankiedotbiz]

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

[black-quadrant]

many of you need to be more unapologetically indulgent about your hyperfixatons. make shitposts, let yourself get emotional, be so Normal, have stupid fun.

[cctinsleybaxter]

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

[kaijuno]

Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sherif and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here what I wanna know is where’s the cave man

[dynamohedron]

what the fuck is this thing.

[semutamusic]

morgott the omen king

[lioness-calanthe]

Is Pat ok?

[adulthooliganism]

gilbert baker pride flag but color dropped from jerma choking on a whopper

[lesb0]

if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

[lesb0]

"I'm depressed and always tired and my body is in mysterious pain all the time for no reason" yeah you've spent a whole month isolated except for talking to online people and coworkers and eating convenience store snacks for half your meals with 0 physical activity like that isn't passive self harm. of course your body doesn't like that, it's exhausting

[theropoda]

Got me behaving in ways

[grox]

Hope the can of who-hash I was saving for breakfast christmas morning is still here when I wake up

[candyredterezii]

we need more men like the ones in tf2

[candyredterezii]

i wanna thank Jerma985 for doing his part

[teathattast]

[armedandgayngerous]

anti-surveillance-state hero

[chudchad-deactivated20200101]

coke fiend

[im-the-batmann]

it’s what they deserved

[javisfreckles]

the dyatlov pass incident

[pilotfive]

Fuckupitoo can go here too 🪩

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

what's with white guy horror protagonists looking like this:

it's an oddly consistent look

[morrisseyhateclub]

sparkle on! it’s christmas! remember to be jolly and full of christmas spirit!