hi i like you

ayy i'm annie and my religion is pizza

[radvillain-deactivated20140810]

girl: be rough with me ;)

me:

[gaytwinksanonymous]

[retiredtayo]

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

[flukeoffate]

Reblogging for that comment

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

waking up from hangover like

[guenevers]

[inories]

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

[iraffiruse]

[medic-ludilo]

carnalincarnate

[paramedicdownsouth]

You can’t not reblog this

[thatsthat24]

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

[kansama]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

i-hate-urls-like-this

[urls-like-this]

excuse u

(HAHAHAHA YOU SAID YOU “HATE URLS-LIKE-THIS”

SO I MADE A BLOG WITH THAT URL

AND ACTED OFFENDED.

I AM THE NEXT DANE COOK WATCH OUT AMERICA)

[kingjaffejoffer]

[sarcastichowell]

[fruitgushers]

u kno all the good urls are taken when

[stripedsweater]

[hysterixal]

surprisebitch:

plot twist: taylor swift has had enough of boys and starts dating a girl

[blazepress]

[halcyon-ia]

break the rules

[lord-kitschener]

no gods no kings no masters

[lctusflcwer-deactivated20170501]

probably the best thing that exists 

[lctusflcwer-deactivated20170501]

why does this have so many notes stop

[somethingratchet]

[mellamankev]

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

HO L YSH IT