Batsnoop and his Robins.
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@i-am-batdad
Batsnoop and his Robins.
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Bruce: How are we looking?
Dick: Sexy, but not like weāre trying to hard.
Dick: Like, sure, we look good, but itās almost effortless.
Bruce:
Bruce: I meant on the mission.
*batfamily is chilling quietly in the batcave*
Dick: *sparring with Cass*
Tim: *on his phone*
Damian: *sitting on the floor with Titus*
Steph: *spinning around in a chair*
Bruce: *reading*
ā¦ā¦ā¦.
ā¦ā¦ā¦.
Jason: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!
*everyone scurries to high ground as fast as they possibly can*
Dick: *runs and leaps onto the batmobile*
Tim: *lets his phone fall and shatter on the stone floor as he jumps onto a large cabinet because survival is the priority, not a hundred dollar iphone*
Cass: *climbs onto a table and when Damian tries to follow, shoves him off like Mufasa and watches with pride as he screams, falling to his fiery death in the imaginary lava*
Steph: *jumps onto Jasonās back and hitches a ride as he jumps on top of a lab table, sending bottles of probably dangerous chemicals crashing on the ground*
Jason: *pointing* HA, BRUCE IS BURNING TO DEATH IN THE LAVA!!
Other kids: *shouting and hollering* OHHHHHHH!!!
Bruce: *staring emptily at the ceiling* Why me
Damian: A Summary
@zazatannazatara
tim:Ā *is 0.3 seconds late home*
bruce āoverprotective anxious dadā wayne:
When asked what lifeās been like at Wayne Manorā¦
Duke: Well, um.
Duke: *dodges a flying helmet while looking cautiously behind his shoulder at a blur of blue, red, yellow, and green uniforms*
Duke: I only understand about twenty percent of what goes on around here.
I buried ashes in my family plot. We had a funeral, for godās sake. And all this time heās been out there, lost and trapped, knowing that at the end of the day, his mentor was one of the greatest detectives on the planet. He knew that I was coming. But I wasnāt. Dammit, I wasnāt. And I canāt stop until I bring him home. - Bruce Wayne/Batman
The distress beacon in Master Timothyās costume⦠It just activated, here in Gotham. - Alfred Pennyworth
Wayne. Bruce Wayne. The boy is Timothy Jackson Drake. Iām his legal guardian. And I own this hospital. Youāre going to leave the room now. - Bruce Wayne/Batman
Bruce⦠- Tim Drake/Red Robin
Detective Comics #967
Writer: James Tynion IV
Artist: Alvaro Martinez
Colours: Jean Francois Beaulieu
Batman and Robin, reunited at last.
fanon batfam: hereās bruceās four whitewashed sons plus alfred i guess
canon batfam: 10+ children, gay cousin, bunch of fully grown vigilante men, half of gothamās police force, a cat burglar plus a rotating cast of occasionally heroic yet still shady af villainsĀ
Oh my! ( Go with Bruce )
Send me a āOH MY!ā for your muse to accidentally walk in on my muse naked. (accepting)
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Elana had just managed to peel herself out of her soiled dress, annoyed by the fact that the fabric was now stained with some kind of wine. Of course it was partially due to her clumsiness, and that waiter who really just came out of nowhere. Sighing she just allows the dress to drop to her ankles when she hears the door behind her open. Spinning in fear she shrieks and tries to cover herself as best as she can.
Ā Ā Ā āDONāT YOU KNOCK!?ā granted.. This is a coat closet sheās standing in, which gives her the chance to grab a random coat to attempt to pull around herself. But she can only tug a small portion of it over herself to cover the necessary bits. The coat wobbles on the hanger and she regrets she canāt hide the red tint flooding her cheeks.
@i-am-batdad
"Let me offer you my coat so you don't have to put your dress back on?" Bruce offers, once he spots the garment and pulls it off the hanger. He didn't feel like playing the cad tonight, so he did not offer for her to just come home with him.
Instead, he waved his jacket at her, while comically screwing his eyes shut and tilting his head away from her. "I can get your dress to the best cleaner in Gotham, if you want to salvage it. They do the best work. I can't tell you how many of my clothes they've saved from me being clumsy."
Oh my! ( Go with Bruce )
Send me a āOH MY!ā for your muse to accidentally walk in on my muse naked. (accepting)
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Elana had just managed to peel herself out of her soiled dress, annoyed by the fact that the fabric was now stained with some kind of wine. Of course it was partially due to her clumsiness, and that waiter who really just came out of nowhere. Sighing she just allows the dress to drop to her ankles when she hears the door behind her open. Spinning in fear she shrieks and tries to cover herself as best as she can.
Ā Ā Ā āDONāT YOU KNOCK!?ā granted.. This is a coat closet sheās standing in, which gives her the chance to grab a random coat to attempt to pull around herself. But she can only tug a small portion of it over herself to cover the necessary bits. The coat wobbles on the hanger and she regrets she canāt hide the red tint flooding her cheeks.
@i-am-batdad
He was trying to discreetly steal away so he could drop this boring party and go on patrol. Instead, he had walked in on a woman who was...he wasn't sure what, but her genuinely distressed shouting let him know she wasn't stealing.
"I'm sorry!" He cries, dramatically clamping his hand over his eyes, then taking a little peek because that's what billionaire Playboy's do, right? "I practically saw almost nearly nothing, I promise!"
They both approve
Ship them
Batdad Dadcanons
The first time Dick called Bruce Dad, Bruce practically melted, and enveloped his son in the largest hug he could.
The first time Jason called him Dad, it was after a fight, and they were already hugging. Bruce just smiled and wiped his nose.
The first time Tim called him Dad, Bruce cried, because this war of theirs had already cost Tim his real father and Bruce didnāt feel like an adequate replacement.
The first time Stephanie called him Dad, he got very confused. What do you mean, Stephanie, you have a father, heās still around, but she just hugged him tight and said, no, heās not my dad anymore. You are.
The first time Cassandra called him Dad, it was quiet, and subtle. The only acknowledgment was a nod of recognition on both sides.
The first time Damian called him Dad instead of Father, Bruce nearly had a heart attack. And immediately ran to grab a thermometer to make sure his son wasnāt sick.
The first time Duke called him Dad, it was a little hesitant. Bruce took him aside and explained to him, gently, that it was okay if he didnāt feel like a part of the family yet, he didnāt have to call Bruce Dad if he didnāt want to, but Bruce would always consider him his son. The second time Duke called him Dad came shortly after that, and Bruce cried.
The first time Terry called him Dad, Bruce asked him not to, because Warren McGinnis was the boyās father for every purpose except genetically and Bruce didnāt want to take that away from him. Terry was secretly glad when Bruce explained this.
The first time Hal Jordan called him Dad, it was by accident in the middle of a firefight. Both of them stared at each other, and immediately agreed to never speak of it again.
Things I associateĀ the Batfam with:
Bruce: *internal screaming* and Adoption Papers
Alfred: The Sassy Eyebrow Raiseā¢
Dick: Puns nā Secret Sadness
Jason:Ā yeET
Tim: Near Death Coffee Experience
Damian: Veggie Burgers and Massacre
Barbra: Under the Glasses Nose Pinch
Stephanie: 107% DONE
Cass: Doesnāt Deserve This Shit
Duke: *panickedĀ screaming*
Harper: Really Really Loud Sighing
Kate: Squinty Glare
Dude my friend. My Tim Drake lover. Can you pretty please show B's reaction? Pretty please with character development on top?
here u go! pics courtesy of @frost-master!
Am I the man Bruce wanted me to become? Not even close. But someday soon heāll realize⦠Iām exactly who he needs.
Ā Jason Todd Birthday Week Ā» DAY 3 ā One Parental Figure : Bruce Wayne.