Kendra or Pendy, take your pick.

I attempt at writing and laugh at stupid shit.

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[fwoofz]

make a cat (i will try to draw it)

ears

eyes

head

torso

leg 1

leg 2

leg 3

leg 4

tail

whiskers

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2024

[fwoofz]

not to be that person actually but. please reblog so we can have legs

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ok leg 1 and 2 need just a little bit more but we REALLY need more head and torso

[i-am-pendy]

I'm back on this hellsite, and now I remember why I left this hellsite.

[anexperimentallife]

[scheurbuik]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "korea, 1950" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear we've been here for 11 years.

my buddy hawkeye, pacing: who's responsible?

[fifiibibii]

i have an idea

[psych-is-the-name]

oh no

[fifiibibii]

its nothing nevermind..

[psych-is-the-name]

...i dont believe you

[fifiibibii]

skeleton pasbta.. radiatore for the ribcage.. conchiglie for the skull.. elbow macaroni pelvis,, fusili arms and legs :(

[psych-is-the-name]

no phalanges?

[fifiibibii]

orzo

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Good news

[abz-j-harding]

SPOOKY CREEPY PASTA MAN

[nerdygaymormon]

[avenarts]

"grunkle stan, I trust you."

[rinadragomir]

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

[infectiouspiss]

googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

[infectiouspiss]

NVM ONE SUGGESTED NIGHT GUARD OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM GONNA FUCK FREDDY FAZBEAR

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[follow-up-news]

Family of Henrietta Lacks settles with biotech company accused of exploiting her cells

In their complaint, Lacks’ descendants argued that her treatment illustrates a much larger issue that persists into the present day: racism

More than 70 years after doctors at Johns Hopkins Hospital took Henrietta Lacks’ cervical cells without her knowledge, a lawyer for her descendants said they have reached a settlement with a biotechnology company they sued in 2021, accusing its leaders of reaping billions of dollars from a racist medical system. Tissue taken from the Black woman’s tumor before she died of cervical cancer became the first human cells to be successfully cloned. Reproduced infinitely ever since, HeLa cells have become a cornerstone of modern medicine, enabling countless scientific and medical innovations, including the development of the polio vaccine, genetic mapping and even Covid-19 vaccines. Despite that incalculable impact, the Lacks family had never been compensated. Doctors harvested Lacks’ cells in 1951, long before the advent of consent procedures used in medicine and scientific research today, but lawyers for her family argued that Thermo Fisher Scientific Inc., of Waltham, Massachusetts, has continued to commercialize the results well after the origins of the HeLa cell line became well known. Attorney Ben Crump, who represents the Lacks family, announced the settlement late Monday. He said the terms of the agreement are confidential. “The parties are pleased that they were able to find a way to resolve this matter outside of Court and will have no further comment about the settlement,” Crump said in a statement.

[i-am-pendy]

FUCKING FINALLY!!!!

[return-of-the-penor]

Me when i remember and then think "TEEHEE"

[return-of-the-penor]

Gosh my friends make me so happy!!! Weeee!! Hehehehe!! Wheeheee!!! Yippee!! 😡💚😊😡🐕🐕🐕🥰😡🤭🤭

[frontseatpocket]

get panini pressed, idiot

[ganondorf]

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[neil-gaiman]

Hi! My mum and I had a conversation in the car where I mentioned how funny I found this bit, because I had read it as Anathema thinking that she had, in fact, just been run over by a very campy gay couple, and a campy gay couple wouldn't harm her. But my mum read this as Anathema, who she thought could feel that Crowley was a demon, realizing that she was also in the presence of an angel, and an angel wouldn't harm her. And I guess I just wanted to know which was the intended message?

The version that Terry and I had in mind when we wrote it was the former.

[neil-gaiman]

Reading the comments I realize that things that were perfectly obvious to readers in the UK 33 years ago don't land the same way now.

If anyone has been in any doubt about what Anathema was thinking the line that would have made it utterly clear would have been..

...the "two consenting cycle repairmen".

In the UK the 1957 Wolfenden Report recommended that 'homosexual behaviour between consenting adults in private should be no longer a criminal offence'. And the phrase "consenting adults" became a euphemism for gay men once the recommendations of the report were put into action and male homosexual acts were decriminalized. (It took a decade and happened in 1967.)

So, yes. She thinks they're gay. And she was safe.