Yard Sard

99% funny posts, 1% other. my blog is absolutely not popular at all and runs completely on its queue. 👍

[grooveland]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[porterdavis]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

fuuuuuuuuuck

He's 52 now, so from the moment he exited his mothers vagine it's like he's made (on average) about $11k for every second that he's existed.

The time it's taken you to read this post, Musk's wealth has increased $300,000.

TAX THE FUCKING BILLIONAIRES!!!

[scrims]

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

[scrims]

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

[scrims]

[dahichu-deactivated20180922]

Whatever I was expecting from this post wasn’t this

[nehirose]

this is absolutely one hundred percent my kind of post.

[scrims]

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

[scrims]

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

[scrims]

[dahichu-deactivated20180922]

Whatever I was expecting from this post wasn’t this

[nehirose]

this is absolutely one hundred percent my kind of post.

[comickles]

thinkin bout funny meme

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

[catchymemes]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[catchymemes]

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zegalba]

Zhang Huan: "Family Tree" (2001)