Vyvanse StFigglehorn

I am nauseous

[pukicho]

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

[theforcekeepers]

are you a hamburger

[pukicho]

Yeah man

[importantcatpics]

[pealeii]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[omegaversereloaded]

Let's kill him

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[scramratz]

Im so glad this meme is my legacy

[pukicho]

imagine being kind in 2026

[pukicho]

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

[proboscismonkey]

She is terrified of watermarks

[hollowtones]

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[segamascott]

[thepinkpestilence]

thats the shit saul goodman would had pulled off to help out jesse and walter if breaking bad was set in 2025