[whitepeopletwitter]

[rromanz]

recently i watched a documentary about horror & they interviewed r l stine & he referred to himself as a “stephen king training bra” and i can’t stop thinking about that

[queermachmir]

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

[spaceraptor]

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann

[nitewrighter]

Cyborg: I can interface with satellites that allow me to perceive and measure countless electric signals and waves flying through space and the atmosphere. I can listen to the sun, live. But sure, let’s all freak out because Beast Boy just figured out he can see shrimp colors.

Beast Boy: Cranky ‘cuz you can’t see shrimp colors, aren’t ya?

[nitewrighter]

Raven, not even looking up from her book: Tch. I can see shrimp colors too, it’s just there’s no way for me to see them without also perceiving 13 overlapping hell dimensions at the same time.

Beast Boy: Wh… what?

Cyborg: Seconded. What?

Raven: Oh it’s all ‘Raven why don’t you talk about yourself more’ until I mention the ‘Everyone’s face is peeled off’ dimension.

[nitewrighter]

@stammed-cleams You. You get it.

[eztheressence-deactivated202412]

Robin, who can’t see shit through his white mesh mask: 

[sinnerism]

Lil Nas X, Met Gala 2021

[dankmemeuniversity]

[willkill4pudding]

Companion to:

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

I support this child

[whatacompletebastard]

[tsunflowers]

the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

[windyvalleyzone]

[mintytrifecta]

[valtsv]

funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they're like "oh my god he's so pathetic and ugly i can't bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ." so they just imprison him and then he slips through the fucking bars like a looney tunes character. and this happens multiple times.

[brostateexam]

[craigsonoble]

[omghotmemes]

That’s… Why I’m here

[amphibianaday]

jelly

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day 651

Also here's the original artist of the picture in the tweet!!

[afternoonpoetics]

[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[ourdustytrails]

[arandomthot]

Spilling tea has gone on for centuries in a variety of ways