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Chris ||16|| Ghibli fan || chronic procrastinator Follow @the-fault-in-our-woodwinds for music related posts (band/orchestra)

[memescomedy]

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[yunholovebot-deactivated2022082]

would be nice if ppl could share this for those who need it

[yunholovebot-deactivated2022082]

@allthecanadianpolitics

[grrlofswirls]

Just to clarify, this is to help folks in Ottawa who were impacted by the recent tornado there

[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[rnemory]

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

[mauricioabril]

“The Time Machine”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[abovethemists]

Colin Firth is really out here living his best life in 2018, swinging around on a boat to Dancing Queen and Titanic posing with Stellan Skarsgard on the prow and still ending up drenched in a body of water while wearing a white shirt because he respects his own legacy. 

[darthmelyanna]

My favorite quote from him is something like “I’m well aware that if I changed careers today, became an astronaut, and was the first human to go to another planet, the headline would read ‘Mr. Darcy Goes to Mars.’”

[incorrectfmaquotes]

“Everything is free if you run fast enough.”

— Paninya

[redportrait]

the whole “listen to classical music when you’re studying or doing homework” thing is such bullshit. u think i cant fucking jam to chopin? satie? beethoven? fuck you. i hear the first bar of prelude in b minor and i start fucking headbanging

[pack-runt]

[fellytones]

during a job interview if you get asked, “What are three words your friends would use to describe you?” just use some traits from ur hogwarts house

[but-ur-not-remus-lupin]

reblog to save a life

[glorious-spoon]

Hufflepuff: hardworking, loyal, responsible

Ravenclaw: smart, curious, analytical

Slytherin: enterprising, clever, creative

Gryffindor: adventurous, confident, principled

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[aww-so-pretty]

Artist Name Mateo Robert-Ortis.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[official-coloratura-soprano]

“I’m going opera sober for a week”

@i-dream-converse

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

There’s a new girl in my kindergarten class who’s autistic and it’s like she’s barely / not really verbal but like idk she opened up to me a little, I don’t tell people I’m on the spectrum at work because they already treat me horribly because I’m the only poc there but like she’s a little Latina girl who I know exactly how she feels and like I was like “hey Nina, If you don’t wanna talk it’s okay, just thumbs up or thumbs down if you understand the (math) problem? Okay?” So we sorta made like a thumbs up and thumbs down thing between us and today it was the most surreal thing because I like “I know they tell you to make eye contact but I’m gonna tell you a trick, look at their neck, chin, hair, and whatever is behind them, I don’t like eye contact very much either? Thumbs up?” And she said with the smallest voice “Thankyou , for not saying I’m dumb” I wanna be the person I needed when I was her age

[just-shower-thoughts]

When everything else sucks sleeping is still pretty great.