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Jack.

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The Shins - Australia

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You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees

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Rugby League’s First Ever Alcohol-Fuelled Incident a Huge Shock

http://sarcasmorgasm.com/sport/rugby-leagues-first-ever-alcohol-fuelled-incident-a-huge-shock/

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Queen Elizabeth Kidnaps Tony Abbott as Statement Against Australian Republican Movement - Sarcasm Orgasm

The Queen of England has declared she will be holding Tony Abbott as ransom until Australia promises it will remain loyal to the monarchy.

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Want to see how bad I am at doing things using one hand?

Check out my new blog documenting the first world problems I experience as a result of my mild hand injury.

http://things-i-cant-do-using-one-hand.tumblr.com/

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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BEAR MITOSIS

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ʕ•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•=•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

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why did we just accept catdog

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Snapchat Puns.

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People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

George Bernard Shaw (via likeafieldmouse)

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It is a mark of maturity when someone hurts you, and you try to understand them.

Such an underrated truth. (via pursuitofbeing)

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the real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission i mean i’d be like hey bruce i mEAN BATMAN

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What’s going on

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Winter is Hodorin’ in da West Coast.

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