Dad Joke Jesus

Submit your jokes if you want :/

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try to find the TV it belongs to.

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When does a bad joke turn into a Dad Joke?

When it become apparent.

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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood

Unfortunately, it was a Type-O

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I will harvest your lymphnodes and use them as a garnish on my soup

Heres an oldie but a goodie. Please do, I'm very stressy depressy

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I just watched a video of a drill.

It was a bit boring

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Im genuinely so sorry for the lack of posts. I dont know what to say tbh. I just dont have motivation to post. Ive been relapsing a lot recently and I dont want to put a burden on my boyfriend or any of my friends.

This isnt an excuse, just my reason. Ill try get back to posting but im sorry if I simply lack motivation. I love you all

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What’s angry, calm and white?

My bi-polar bear

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What happens when a painter gets cold?

He puts on another coat

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Want to hear a joke about infinity?

Never mind, it doesn't have an ending.

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Apologies for the hiatus, some personal stuff was happening and i needed a break but I'll try and post as much as i can now that quarantine and lockdown haunts us all!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Dont worry he woke up

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What do you call a 2 year old with a ghetto blaster?

A baby boomer.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

(Thank you so much for 420+ followers. I love all of you guys)

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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?

Brochure

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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen

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Why didn’t the lion win the race?

Because he was racing a cheetah.