Fffffffffffffffffffffff

Smokin’ resin coz I’m broke as fuck

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[i-hate-swan-skins]

If I’m greatful for anything rn it’s that I don’t have to use Rizla’s to roll my fuckin ciggies, then I’d have an issue with everything and everyone

[i-hate-swan-skins]

This but it’s swan skins now, I am mending my relationship with rizzlas

[i-hate-swan-skins]

I still hate swan skins

[iwasbored777]

He's a feminist too 😍

Maria would've been so proud

[totallyradicalmucky]

I think I’ve made the most incomprehensible Wander over Yonder images ever.

[excalibelle]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[left-reminders]

[nekkowe]

[ushirominya]

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

[ushirominya]

me n u both buddy

[fyeah-tmnt]

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

[angelicguy]

To a guy like me a life with laughter is a life worth living

[t00thpasteface]

fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california

[t00thpasteface]

[conradtao]

[2000ish]

Motherboard from Cyberchase

[hunklet]

i need to smoke weed with this bitch

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[sailor-v]

[ghostlyneil]

Idk if anyone has drawn this yet but CECIL SWEEP

[buddwyer]