Exit wounds.

Meu nome é Andréia Patrícia,tenho 23 anos, dentista e apaixonado pelo conhecimento.

[irradiatedsnakes]

ppl with tumblr blogs older than 7 yrs old have been getting deleted randomly in the epitome of Functional Website so given this blog is from 2012 if i disappear suddenly, know i did not purposefully delete

[eregyrn-falls]

For folks with older blogs, might be a good idea to job down Tumblr’s direct support email address now:

[email protected]

(That’s what I’ve corresponded with in the past.)

I know someone whose partner’s blog got axed yesterday, but he had it back in a couple of hours after corresponding with Tumblr support.

Here’s hoping they figure out what’s causing this and FIX IT SOON.

[swagforbirds]

the worm thwy download your blog onto has a 7 year lifespan

[thyrell]

its fucked up that all these old growth blogs are getting cut free and instead of taking this chance to open their doors and go out into the world the people who run them are emailing staff demanding that they torture another worm

[peachdoxie]

The tumblrbeasts running the old blogs are going extinct 😢

[cerastes]

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

[cerastes]

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

[the-sapphic-raven]

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition

[ceekari]

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T

humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need

circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point

tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y

spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

[catgirltoes]

New alphabet dropped!

[ceekari]

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

[modmad]

recursive

[arkaine-spell]

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

find an .otf of the font here

[idlnmclean]

This is how new alphabets get invented.

[striders]

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

[unclefather]

me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let’s go out in public where you can walk me like i’m a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable

[thecybersmith]

IT’S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT’S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!!

[an-average-sized-person]

Keeo goobin’ goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora.

[thecybersmith]

Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There’s no mention of public nudity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog.

Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort?

[an-average-sized-person]

“Irrationally prejudiced” motherfucker admit you have a petplay fetish. there’s no shame in it on this website.

[thecybersmith]

Okay… just please consider the following scenario. It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants). If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home? H*ck it all, let’s consider a more extreme scenario.  It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven’t accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it’s leash. My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can’t tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I’ve even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent. Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties. “Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.

[urinetrouble]

I beg the fuck pardon

[judgejudyofficial]

yknow for as infamous as this post is, you’d think there’d be a lot more than 14,000 notes

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[general-history-reference]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[jturn]

[zatom88]

[judgejudyofficial]

I’m fascinated by how much sin you people can just crank out

[uimanhosa]

[ihateiu]

[lowkeybaddiee-deactivated202109]

[cultivastes]

“Não sou bom com relacionamentos. Envolvem emoção, são complicados, cheios de idas e vindas e alguém sempre acaba chorando. Geralmente sou eu.”

— Two and a Half Men.   

[ave-boy]

one day

[dankmemeuniversity]

[divorceddadrock]

[divorceddadrock]

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

[saintofnotbroken]

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[torturedswiftie]