he he

[caats]

[bowserwife]

Mommy needs you to smoke the whole cigarette so you grow up big and strong, ok sweetie?

[slunch]

your sourdough starter fucking bit me

[dailyfoodlovers]

It's been a long time since I've felt safe, or comfortable in a restaurant environment. Since I changed my stance and my general persona the wait staff at Kelsey's jusr doesn't give me that trademark smile I'd grown accustomed too. I can see them try. I can see in their eyes how badly they want to treat me like any other guest. But it doesn't happen anymore. I don't feel attended to anymore. All because I hunch over so far my knuckles touch concrete. And they hate it. They hate my essence and that I'm no longer in control. I wishi could still takes my dates to rainforest cafe

[cannibalchicken]

[exitwound]

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[hollowtones]

Can you tell us about a cool thing you saw outside? thanks

The animal

[roastie]

[everydayilearnmore]

Planter pots without drainage ... sick fucking joke

[angelicandsanegirl-deactivated2]

[rylandgraces]

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

[rainsincaladan]

Never have never will

[aspenwitch]

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[volach-deactivated20230326]

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.