Krisit

I'm into lots of stuff ;) not kinks but fandoms and such,, i mainly like sinning and crying I want death!!

[gorps]

[toastbutteregg]

[meanplastic]

ICONIC

[utopians]

It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body's response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there

[thornshadowwolf]

I can't with the header image for the religion tw tag

[cuuno-moved]

Got any life advice?

yep

cheat in solitaire.

listen to the world.

make up your own gods and pray to them.

think about chuck e cheese.

stare at a wall.

[cuuno-moved]

don't take yourself too seriously. if you're playing solitaire, a game against yourself, there's no harm in making it easier for yourself.

i got my hearing aides today, and it astounds me what people don't talk about. they talk about the sound of the rain, or a creaky door, but not the sound of pouring milk in a glass, or the sound of a hedgehog eating, or the sound of carbonation.

genuinely just. make up your own explanation for the universe. i make up gods on the daily to explain the little things, and when im hurt or need help, i toss a prayer out into the universe. they're not real, i know that, but they're a good scapegoat for my problems.

it doesn't have to be chuck e cheese, just somewhere that brought you joy as a kid. somewhere you felt unbridled joy. someplace childhood felt potent, where you let yourself be a kid.

sometimes you just gotta let yourself go braindead. staring at a wall helps.

[dsmp-incorrect-deactivated20211]

wilbur: *playing the guitar*

quackity: hey, do you take requests

wilbur: sure!

quackity: stop

[dsmp-incorrect-deactivated20211]

phil: you bought a taco??

techno: yeah why not

phil: from the truck that hit wilbur??

techno: i don’t see how starving me is going to help him

[a-bit-very-confused]

quackity, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

karl, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

sapnap: what the fuck are you guys doing?

quackity: playing systemic oppression

[incorrect-mcyt-quotes]

Tommy: I’m ambidextrous

Tubbo: that’s what’s up bro, love who you love :)

[sugarsoftie-deactivated20210824]

Technoblade : I had a dream in which I was arrested for tax evasion, which is really weird, because I don’t even pay taxes.

Philza :

Philza : That’s … the definition of tax evasion.

[incorrect-mcyt-quotes]

Dream: guys we can’t go in here it says 18+ and there are only three of us

Sapnap: you’re so fucking stupid. just invite more people

George:

[incorrect-mcyt-quotes]

Tommy: ugh I’m such an idiot

Technoblade: 

Tommy:

Technoblade:

Tommy:

Technoblade: if you’re waiting for me to disagree with you, it’s gonna be a long night

[incorrect-sbi]

[groupchat]

wilbur: got a mad cotc craving

tommy: ???

wilbur: cotc craving

phil: a what ??

wilbur: corn on the cob

tommy: how would we possibly know that

techno: i would love to study you

[real-kit-walker]

Quackity: Are u ok with gendered terms?

Wilbur: Yeah

Quackity: Girl shut the fuck up

[pumpkinlass]

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