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my name is jordyn & i'm pretty uninteresting

[everythingfox]

“My cat decided to arrive at precisely the right moment during story time with my daughter.”

(Source)

[funnytwittertweets]

[veverybeautiful-deactivated2018]

[shimashimashippo]

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

[criedhavoc]

[end0skeletal]

[stars-bean]

Napoleon Dynamite (2004) dir. Jared Hess

[fuckyeah-pixels]

[moreglitter]

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

[brucebocchi]

[quasi-normalcy]

I'm not going to wrestle a boar for you, Shakira

[whowasfone]

the sjws came into my house and poured themselves glasses of water but didn't refill the brita and now my throat is parched

[bathroomcube]

joe biden after the surgery

[bathroomcube]

stop asking what surgery. i dont know.

[paxamericana]

[princesscolumbia]

“…you come to MY HOUSE…?!?!?!?”

[omruc]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

Does anybody want to play outside with me

[morefunthanb4]

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[dozydawn]

Afghans made by Wendy, 1984 & 1986.