[hyperculture]

OH OKAY......

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[enki2]

[freshlypickedmint]

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

[freshlypickedmint]

I have faith

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Japanese Ricefish

Oryzias latipes

[inthesensethat]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[enki2]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

this is so sad 100 like

[junglejim4322]

Nature documentary

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

this is like when Yellowstone didn't have any wolves 💔

[spookyblowjob]

[moniquill]

Solidarity

[snazzymolasses]

For those who don't understand, EBT are food stamps (government money for buying food for low-income people). Because the money is from the government, it comes with horrific restrictions, one of which is you cannot buy "prepared" food with it. You can only buy raw chicken, not cooked chicken, for example.

This kitchen is getting around that stupid rule by selling you raw, unprepared chicken, and then charging your EBT account for raw, unprepared chicken.

Then as a side thing, totally unrelated, they cook the chicken for free. Since you bought raw chicken with the EBT, it's legal. There's no law against cooking people's raw chicken for free for them. That's just charity.

This kitchen is a blessing to anyone who doesn't have a kitchen of their own.

[sapphling]

just for the record i would have played wolves with you

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

worrying is like worshipping the problem

[otabekisautistic]

and brother i’m on my knees

[bernard-jackson]

[dyke-pollinator]

You cant get this on any other website

[kira-serialfaggot]

[cuteratgirl]

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

[feraligatr]

[dknightlight]

The straight up whiskey sausage

[oraclebabs013]

[liberalsarecool]

The solution to homelessness is housing.

[theconcealedweapon]

"We can't help homeless people. That costs money. Instead, we'll spend even more money to make them suffer more."

[mens-rights-activia]

I won an evil laugh competition last night

[mens-rights-activia]

No joke, just sharing my accomplishments

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

[thememedaddy]

[redpandarascal]

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed