Sound Thy Trumpet, Gabriel!

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[azpunkdotcom]

[goat-of-departure]

[nemo-the-goat]

boom clap the sound of my ass these cheeks go on and on and on and on yeah

[nemo-the-goat]

we should start referring to Tucker Carlson as the Goyatollah

[spann-stann]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[fnordseer5]

wiggerpedia

[nemo-the-goat]

yup that’s going in the hoard

[belleofthe-brawl]

Everytime I look at this box I'm like, why did they choose this image...

[ow-my-skin]

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I'll keep on trying, I might as well; So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day — May/June 2026

via @/catholic-line-art // Gustav Holst (melody) & Michael Perry (words), O God Beyond All Praising // profiles of all five NASA Space Shuttles at launch, via Wikipedia // Colony House, Why Even Try // Cueva de las Manos (Cave of the Hands), Argentina // u.k. // 2 Timothy 1:7 ESV // OV 103 Discovery's July 4th rollout from the Kennedy Space Center's Vehicle Assembly Building in preparation for the launch of STS-26 in September 1988, the first Shuttle flight following the Challenger disaster // The Ballroom Thieves, Coward's Son // Sarah Williams, The Old Astronomer to His Pupil // caption: Twenty One Pilots, Cut My Lip & 2 Corinthians 4:16 ESV

[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[fr3nstimu1ator]

[bruzum]

[whysp]

jews are not white

[bruzum]

or people

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[nemo-the-goat]

me when I encounter a groundhog: hey quit hoggin the ground

[decadent-hag]

If you're too soft it's because you didn't read any of these books by the age of 10. If you read all of them by age 9 you're mentally ill now.

[baygeethefirst]

Don't forget "Carry On, Mr. Bowditch."

[emmaubler]

[nemo-the-goat]

the fact that we have live action Disney remakes and endless marvel/Star Wars reboots instead of solid film adaptations of these is such a travesty

[nemo-the-goat]

Where the fuck is Plasti? Tell me where he is immediately.

I’m assuming you’re talking about some tranny based on the name and I can assure you I don’t associate with that sort of person