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[azpunkdotcom]

[goat-of-departure]

[nemo-the-goat]

I predict we will see jews claiming to be holocaust survivors despite being too young and then justifying it by saying that it counts because their grandparents were. they’ll be calling it generational trauma or something.

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[gayvampyr]

[crazy-brazilian]

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

I'm telling you now while it's in the early days. Get ready to see every institution and corporation in the west write black as Black when referring to blacks, as the same real world app update tactic that led to the immediate implementation of the rainbow flag with all the extra shit being literally everywhere is being used for this now too. Nothing is organic.

[nemo-the-goat]

they’re already doing this aren’t they

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[gayvampyr]

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[gayvampyr]

[nemo-the-goat]

painting your nails as a dude used to mean you were punk rock. nowadays it just means you like getting fisted. I hate this world.

[frostops]

This is so fucking funny.

“I couldn’t possibly be mansplaining. You probably don’t even know what mansplaining is. If you would consult the chart. Which I made to teach you something you couldn’t possibly know better than me. Hashtag transandrophobia”

[nemo-the-goat]

the extra funny thing is this graphic was made by a woman (a REAL one, not a tranny like op) and it’s objectively correct

[nemo-the-goat]

starting to pronounce “nigeria” like “pizzeria”

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[pomrania]

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

[drawnsnake]

HOLY SHIT

[cell113]

Every time I see this, I HAVE to watch.

It is Law.

[prismatic-bell]

A remix of movies that are remixes of folk stories, set to a remix of music.

Also, it’s better than anything official Disney has put out in years.

[nemo-the-goat]

when mormons knock on my door I like to ask them which one is the top and which one is the bottom

[sacred-portal]

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[nemo-the-goat]

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@qamar2026

who the fuck is hashem

[nijepodlibelu-deactivated202307]

always thinking about how in serbian spongebob there was a line in the friendship song that said "be next to me or i will cut my wrist" like wut was that about

[radfem-flaviusposting]

I feel it quite obvious

[westfreak]

Drink like siegepilled-pepe. Smoke like shadowthehedgehod-radfem-xx-terf. Fuck like

[westfreak]

Fuck like cybersmith

[nemo-the-goat]

do not do that

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

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