🌙 Moon, Shine Down!🌙

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[marinella-ela]

[crookedcatperson-deactivated202]

Titák 😺

[poohpoohtud]

@tonysbabe29

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[locustsday-deactivated20240129]

Biting a very sour strawberry

[zsnes]

a gnome would make this post

[cowboy]

STOP BEING MEXICAN. NOW

Ok damn sorry

[starwalker-------official]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[neil-gaiman]

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

he was in arthur.

[telebisou]

you’re thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

[asingerofdreams]

that’s Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

[neil-gaiman]

That’s Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

[merinnan]

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

[hils79]

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

[oneiriad]

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

[omgpurplefattie]

That’s the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies “The Crying Game” and “Interview with the Vampire”.

[stripedsweatergirl]

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

[aphony-cree]

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

[cuddlydemons]

ok I love this meme but like

Neil Gaiman actually was in Arthur.

[neil-gaiman]

This is true.

[dovesndecay]

what were you doing in a falafel

[kipplekipple]

Let a man live

[wabblebees]

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

Me when the past can’t be changed only dealt with

[bewbin]

You can use the laces on ur shoes to tie them

[sunshinesalmon]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

It is 100% ethical and okay to pirate anything Disney makes

[rainbowgazes-archive]

god im glad im not you

[sherereadssthemanuscript]

Hating on Disney isn't a personality trait

[weeniebagel]

mickey mouse isnt gonna fuck you dude

[weaver-z]

[kitsune-kaos]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI