No trust me, I wouldn't know

Courtney | 22 | white | she/her | Demisexual, confused lesbian, here for the gay and anyone in between. I am also Alex Danvers/ Chyler Leigh trash. lets all watch Black Lightning

[whitepeopletwitter]

I felt this

[tehtariks]

“I spend too much time in fantasyland. It’s not really the brown girls from Jersey city who save the world. That’s a fantasy too.” | MS MARVEL (2022)

[wildmooresource]

wildmoore art by metaldamage

[ballwizard]

if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

[ballwizard]

foolproof plan

[floridaboiler]

[jaypige]

Hawkeye + text posts

[sandmandaddy69]

[couragekindnessandmagic]

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

[giantchicken-deactivated2018050]

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

[fantasylandstation]

yo

[winchester101]

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

[nipahdubs]

[rosiedoll]

[wonderful-wasp]

FOREVER REBLOG

[youtuberfandomships]

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

[anxietyproblem]

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so me

[sojaaoyaar]

"are you okay?" NO i've been the same height since i was 14

[ashstfu]

women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

[silver-boots]

Bog mummy take the wheel

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…and on that note, I’ve just posted a new chapter of the Grinch x Tony the Tiger Fix-It Fanfic!

(I hope you will all be very disappointed ❤️)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[booklovertwilight]

[strawberryswinger]

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

[bakwaaas]

[angel-teeths]