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scorpio enjoys yuenyeung tea i am a writer

You can buy my novels here~!

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LiviYum~ update 30/4/26

Hej~

Sorry I haven't been uploading much as I hath made a start on jotting down notes for volume 2 and planning other projects.

Story 5 now has a solid breakdown for all four acts and especially with life about to wipe me out in a metaphorical tidal wave. I can truly set it and forget for a hot minute until the wave disperses. So here are the names for the following acts for this caper. Story 5 Mystery Schooled Act1: Circle Bound Act 2: Askew the Looking-Glass Act3: Double Troubled Act4: The Excuse of Boutonnieres

Which leaves me with the remaining story 6, 7 and 8. I'm not worried about the latter two in the least and I reckon dealing with story 7 and 8 is going to be the smoothest experience of sorting the backlogs. As I've said before this will be more about making amendments to ensure it is aligned to the new continuity and expanding on scenes in accordance. Regarding story 6, I had to make the executive decision to just completely rewrite the yarn so a certain character has had to be cut out and I am still deciding whether he should be featured in a latter part of season 1 or introduce him in season 2. So I will be jotting down a breakdown of this yarn and I've made a start on act1. Story 6 Archives Weird Mysteries Act 1: To-tea-ly booked! Act2: From the heart Act3: Castle Freak Act4: Witchcraft and Wizardry

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LiviYum~ update 16/2/26

Hello to all along with the cobwebs, tumble weeds and dust-bunnies~!

I'm still alive. After so many sturm, drang and nice spots of sunshine, I have edited the current half of the backlogs to a lovely state. So lovely that I have uploaded the pdfs online. I'm going to be giving myself a break but during that time I'll be jotting down some new ideas but will also begin drafting for the second half of the backlogs. I'm sort of speechless but I suppose it's just one taking a breath before a leap of faith. But please follow this link to purchase the stories- story 0 will be free. I hope you enjoy the story or at the very least it makes you laugh.

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I hath stack

as in a substack

変hen | Substack

scorpio lettuce chews lovage and peas i just walk the write hand path am i write?

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my gals made it to valhalla

my grail quest for this year hath been completed

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re: story 4

I’ve finished editing act 1 and I’m half way through editing act 2 (hee that rhymed)

143 pages to go

･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

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The story so far

heba.

Life happened. Death happened. But I am still here.

I have been chipping away at edits which when you're doing that on your jack jones it is fun (not really).

I had thought that I would be able to start on volume 3 in 2026 but for the sake of verisimilitude I will be pushing this back to 2027. Oh well such is the case of embarking on the solitary path but at least I can refine the timeline of season 1, solidify the timeline of season 2, start laying foundations for season 3 and 4 timelines along with jotting out the timelines for season 5-7.

Here is what's on my plate so far... *Story 0: Babes in the Woods [Definitively done, will require one more lookie-loo for typos and formatting gaffs]. 121 pages. Season 1 Romance of the Chalice (WORKING TITLE) Volume1- Go West! *Story 1: Chilled Feud [Definitely done, will require a lookie-loo for typos and formatting gaffs]. 83 pages. *Story 2: Tearing it up! [Definitely done, will require looking over for the usual suspects]. 89 pages. *Story 3: Forgy 'n' Bess [Currently editing this one]. 115 pages. *Story 4: Lake Night Capers [Will start editing afterward]. 216 pages. Volume2- Mo' Powers! Mo' Problems! *Story 5: Mystery Schooled [Will require a complete rewrite] *Story 6: Crave the First Dance [Working title, originally titled 'Windmill you learn?' Will require a complete rewrite]. *Story 7: Breast Laid Plans [Needs formatting and amendments because it was written based on a previous version with scrapped concepts]. 239 pages. *Story 8: Eight Legs & co. [Formatting and amendments because like story 7 this was written based on a previous version that is now scrapped]. 306 pages.

That's all for now when I'm done with going over Volume 1, I'll do a post with titles for Volume 3. Toodle-pip my precious crickets, dust-bunnies and tumble-weeds~

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i live

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we made it out of this world

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as above so below

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26/8/25

shout out to the tumble-weeds, the cob-webs and their cousins the dust-bunnies!

apologies for the radio silence.

as i've stated on my AO3 profile. a lot of sturm und drang has taken place this year. i won't go into much detail but i and my twin sister- my editor, have endured thirty years of abuse and have come out of a twenty year stockholm syndrome. all of that becomes one big growth of rotting flesh and sadly when you don't have the resources to make a clean cut it gets messy very badly.

but in the end the cut has been made and the growth is dying.

all is forgiven but unforgotten.

now it's just the fun bit of traversing to the other side.

on a lighter note i have started working on the remaining four stories of the backlog. these include two rewrites and the following two are thankfully a matter of tidying up the format and maintaining context sensitivity to the new canon.

hopefully by next year i can finally start working on the rest of season 1 starting with volume 3.

well until next time be seeing you

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just BEE (big ewe energy)

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she's a believer

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elegance

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dat four plain cuisine

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Lupo 23/3/1983 (Ostara) Starsign: Aries Day of birth: Wednesday Astral Element: Fire Eye colour: Red Hair colour: Platinum Blonde Bold, cocksure and a right daring-do. This maverick is the next-in-line to become the Guild-Master of the Oaken Guild much to everyone's concern. His grandmother is the current Guild-Mistress and is a Dawn-elf who retains the knowledge and craft of Summoning that she once passed onto her daughter- Lupo's mother- and has since passed onto him. His father was a human making Lupo a Half-elf; however due to his maternal grandfather being a Blood-elf both him and his mother inherited the vampiric physiology and occasional cravings for blood and violence. His parents died at a young age leaving him to be raised by his grandmother, godmother and his godfathers. His brashness and tendency to use slang eclipses how incredibly knowledgeable he is along with his academic prowess in spite of being permanently banned from attending any Elf-Schools aligned to the Rivendel League of Elven Learning due to inciting a demonic duel within school grounds and almost biting off someone's nose that caused him to be expelled from the LegolFrand School for Elves. As a result Lupo had to attend the Astoth Academy for Wayward Boys for his secondary and sixth form schooling since his godfathers are patrons and his grandmother agreed because of its Elven classes to be at a Rivendel League standard. Lupo simply will not tolerate Livi's sididdy conduct and because she always has something to say about his audacity this causes the pair to fight like cat and dog. He nicknames her a 'bratcubus' for her brattish behaviour which further annoys her, then he ups the ante by calling her a 'crybaby scaredy bratcubus witch'. As they grew up together Lupo would often tease her which he still does now and likes to humble the Lilligan scion by using her wrath against her. Nevertheless he has always looked out for her and will go to great lengths to protect her to the point where his nickname back in the days was and still is 'Livi's Prince'.

His godmother the Lilligan Guild-Mistress taught him the craft of Necromancy along with martial arts. His godfathers taught him pugilism, handling firearms and educated him about the Infernal-Layer. Due to being half Dawn-Elf he can draw upon the element of light. As a wizard who takes an unconventional approach he dualistically demonstrates this by negating his astral-element of fire into lightning for the quickest way to sort the situation or rubbing salt into the wounded ego with a pie-in-the-face or burying opps under a pile of plush toys. He was also blessed with gifts such as Gift of Path- telepathy, Gift of Levit- levitation and Gift of Aur- being able to see auras. Many assume him being multi-gifted is one of the many reasons why his Wizard-name is 'Ever-Blessed'.

~CURIOSITIES~ Style profile: Hype + Occult + Preppy + Bad-boy Favourite colour: Blue-grey Favourite drink: Hot chocolate with a shot of espresso Favourite food: Four Plain cuisine Favourite fragrance: Oak bark, Oak leaves, Basil and Forest notes Favourite spell: Bright Lightning Guilty pleasure: Shopping at the basement section of book stores Lucky colour: White Lucky gem: Actorios Lucky accessory: My dad's thirteen-gallon hat Ideal date: Shower, then pull off some 'pool magic', probably teach some more 'spells' in the dungeon...why are you looking at me like I've grown another head?

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Ewe 1/3/1980 Starsign: Pisces Day of birth: Saturday Astral Element: Water Eye colour: Amber Hair colour: Silver Formal, dashing and stout-hearted. Ewe is practically the face of the Oaken Guild and has earned him the nickname 'Saint'. Being the retainer for the Oaken Guild's scion he has the 'enviable duties' of keeping Lupo out of trouble and alive. As a retainer he will inherit the role of the Oaken Hand from Frater Honorius when Lupo ascends as Guild-Master and has been taught to wield the Guild's sacred arms required for performing rituals. His father was a vampire whilst his mother was a human making him a dhampir. A man of excellence, he achieved top grades in his academical studies along with top rank at cadet school. Orphaned as a child he was spirited to another layer until he was returned to be raised as the ward of Frater Honorius, who had been searching for him upon finding his parents slain. Growing up with Lupo he forged a brotherly bond with the Oaken scion although this bond is often strained due to Ewe being exasperated by Lupo’s conduct. In spite of his dark and sombre appearance he is surprisingly a sentimental soul and rather soft-hearted. He can be easily swayed by a sob-story but if he realises that he has been hood-winked he will rectify the slight quickly and cruelly too. Inspired by Frater Honorius recalling how his parents met he dreams about finding 'the one' as his father did. Skilled in martial arts along with handling melee weapons he has garnered a reputation as an arms master due to a spell of travelling the pane to enter tournaments. However being part of a Wizard Guild he has quite the coterie of spells but prefers casting healing magic. His Astral-Element is Water and his prowess is powerful enough for him to carry out great feats. As he is a dhampir, his vampiric side has allowed him to use Umbral tricks such as dispersing into bats and the Thrall trick which he has honed to be used in a manner of telepathic communication. He was also born with the ability to control and commune with darkness which Frater Honorius has informed was a feat his father was renowned for. His aptitude to converge darkness and water has gained him the epitaph of 'Dark Surfer'. He possesses the Gift of Metron which is Psychometry; he is able to combine this with the Thrall trick in order for him to submerge into a tableaux vivant of whatever memory he is accessing.

~CURIOSITIES~ Style profile: Dark + Smart + Sharp + Hard-man Favourite colour: Navy blue Favourite drink: Cherry juice Favourite food: Blood and bone broth Favourite fragrance: Oak moss, Seawater, Pepper and Dark Patchouli Favourite spell: Droplet Refresh Guilty pleasure: Cruising through the city on my motorcycle Lucky colour: Vanta-black Lucky gem: Aquamarine Lucky accessory: Sunglasses that belonged to my father Ideal date: A home-cooked meal followed by mood music paired with blue-lotus infused red wine and all that entails for afters.