shaking your confidence daily

just vibing tbh

[iamayeti]

My mortgage loan processer told me I was a pleasure to work with so I have now achieved an A+ in getting a mortgage, a thing that is normal to want and apparently is possible to achieve.

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[taoistyuri]

[iamayeti]

[iamayeti]

[iamayeti]

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

[depsidase]

[queer-as-city-folk]

What are the criteria for a book to be considered a great American novel

[queer-as-city-folk]

You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

[dearsweetleela-deactivated20250]

sturgeon

[queer-as-city-folk]

sturgeon

[wolfsummoner]

Sturgeon

[animentality]

[wyrmoftheweb]

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

[my-dailydreams]

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[cosmonautroger]

[lyricwritesprose]

He knows exactly how it's supposed to work, is the thing. He just made a critical miscalculation on the weight front. He is very new and physical existence is very complicated, he is doing his best.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[cpericardium]