Taking over the world, one paper crane at a time

[astriiformes]

Do you think after they send the taumeoba samples to Venus and the apocalypse is averted, there are people back on Earth who are like "See, this is why we should pay teachers more"

[astriiformes]

The United Educators of San Francisco do a press release at some point that's like "Former UESF union member Dr. Ryland Grace has officially saved the planet, proving once again that teachers are undervalued"

[nebulations]

#however long round trip transmission time takes they get a message from Grace: #former?? :( (via @one-true-houselight)

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[weepingchoir]

They should make Disco Elysium parody posts for people who are always trying not to fly into homicidal rages instead of suicidal spirals

[weepingchoir]

The bouncer squints at you. You make out the tail end of what he says over the din of the PA.

BOUNCER: “…ID?”

FANTASY-PRONE: Tch... doesn't he know who you are...?

NAIAD - Omg, he thinks you’re young~

STEALTH [Formidable: Failure] - He thinks you’re a young *boy*. You used to get this one all the time, remember?

LAS CUCARACHAS - It’s a heavy metal concert, ma’am. We are operating under conditions of absolute androgyny.

Demand to be let in.

Take offense.

SWEET SCIENCE [Medium] - Elbow him in the jaw.

Produce a ten year old picture of you.

DAMAGED MORALE -1

STEALTH [Trivial: Success] - You’re made.

WHITE-PASSING [Trivial: Success] - You’re made.

SPACETIME CONTINUUM - Election year in Florida. Humidity 81%. Hitler particles 87%.

SWEAT - Nine hundred kilometers gulfward, the eye of the sea gazes north. The hurricane will brush your house, knocking out the lights for two days, and go on to devastate the Atlantic coast. Two weeks later, it will happen again.

LAS CUCARACHAS - Behind you, people in line shift their weight boredly.

Wait.

GUERRERA URSAL [Challenging] - ¿Y por qué se tarda el gringo este?

GUERRERA URSAL [Challenging: Success] - No sabe dónde buscar tu fecha de nacimiento en la IFE.

SPACETIME CONTINUUM - IFE has been renamed to INE for ten years. The bouncer is holding one of the first products of a decade-old electoral restructuring.

NAIAD [Godly: Failure] - nooooooooooooooo

DAMAGED MORALE -1

There’s only one way out of this.

SWEET SCIENCE [Medium: Success] - Elbow him in the jaw.

DEATH METAL [Trivial: Success] - Pocket knife.

FANTASY-PRONE [Formidable: Success] - Thousand Sorrows Style: Karma-Sealing Great Lotus Naraka Strike!!

Make a scene.

LUMINOUS MIND [Challenging] - Don't.

LUMINOUS MIND [Challenging: Success] - You helpfully point out your date of birth, in small print on the upper right corner.

NAIAD - nooooooooooooooo

BOUNCER: Thank you, sir.

GUERRERA URSAL [Easy] - *TENK YU* TU PUTA MADRE PINCHE GRINGO PUÑETERO

SWEET SCIENCE [Medium] - Elbow him in the jaw.

[takengrave]

Someone’s feeling cute today

[valtsv]

rocky phm makes me unwell to even think about because what do you Mean he haunted that ship like a ghost clinging to its unfinished purpose for decades until another lonely ghost found him by following a trail of death spanning time and space and they loved each other back to life

[valtsv]

like i get the appeal of the angst of being like "ohhh rocky is going to be the eridian equivalent of someone who 'came back wrong' with all the human mannerisms and cultural knowledge he's adopted from and learned to accomodate for grace" but it literally doesn't matter because he came back. and grace is the only one who could have brought him back at all. if you even care.

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[bynine]

starter babies

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[commoncheemes]

Your doing so good at increasing your skill stat in pan washing. I'm so proud of you. Best pan washer out there.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

this is so nice thank u….

[rainintheevening]

Okay, we got a new one, boys.

[fleshengine]

Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.

[comma-souptra]

Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags

[hope-chest-resources]

ID: A screenshot of tags left on the tumblr post. They read "#it's actually kind of a reverse Chekhov's Gun #Chekhov's Gun says "If there is setup there must be payoff" #Asimov's Tail says "if there is payoff there must be setup" #and I think the tail is also important #a tail is not something you'd expect to see on a character unless explicitly pointed out #someone stepping on the tail not only reveals its existence but also tells us things about it #eg it's floor length sensitive and the character either can't or won't keep it out of the way of foot traffic #the upshot seems to be "acclimatise your audience to things they don't understand before you use them" #you don't need to explain how a gun on the mantelpiece works in the same way you need to explain how your protagonist's tail does" End ID.

[brellstudiosart]

grace after finding ilyukhina's hidden bag of vodka and lipstick

[beautifulbizarremagazine]

UNHELD, 2026 by Lina Poluna @linapoluna oil on canvas, 20x25 cm

[galacticsabc]

I don't even know the tone of this comic. Is it funny? is it sad? is it both? who knows!

[somepinkthing]

Something about how qifrey's moral greyness is a comfort to coco. Something about how she feels she can trust him because his values aren't always what's considered 'right'. Something about how she knows he might understand the things you do when ur trapped in a corner and the guilt you feel after it. He sees it as such an evil thing but his kids see it as confirmation that he is a person and has the capacity to see them as people and will be on their side no matter what they tell him

[uselesslilium]

Baby Qifrey: I don't understand why Olruggio keeps hanging out with me. I guess he's just too nice and good and kind, he can't help but feel sorry for someone as empty and broken as me. 😔

Meanwhile, baby Olly whenever Qifrey isn't around:

[blinkeasy]

Good Bones, by Maggie Smith / Witch Hat Atelier, by Kamome Shirahama

[enki2]

[horreurscopes]

having ocs is like she's my daughter. she's my power fantasy. i'm giving her everything i hate about my personality. she's a war criminal. she's never done anything wrong in her life ever. i love her. i hate her. i'm making her life miserable. who did this to her. she's unlikeable but everyone should like her. she's baby. she does cocaine in the bathroom