i'm just chillin, man 👀

25 • they/he/she • this main's just for lurking + interacting 💫 if you're looking for me, i'm at @lesbianmegatronus

[shinobi-bacon]

BOB USED ONE OF MY WARP PIPES FROM OUTSIDE AND NOW HE’S IN MY HOUSE! 

[ygoprideflags]

Nonbinary flag but it’s color picked from Yami Bakura!

[doggosource]

this photo is soft

[galaxia-art]

[image description: two near identical images of someone in a hoodie sleeping against a pillow, using a pride flag as a cape. the person has pale skin and fluffy hair sticking out from the hood, beside them is the words “GENDER IS A PERFORMANCE AND TODAYS SHOW IS CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST”. the first image has the nonbinary flag, the second has the transgender flag. end id]

both of these you can get on my redbubble, witch i will link in a reblog bc tumblr does not like links! probably. this is queued so i have to remember for latter

[galaxia-prince]

redbubble link!

[knownhag]

My mom is a teacher and she asked her students what was hard about virtual learning and one kid said not knowing who is tall or short and everyone agreed

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

[urgetocreate]

John Brosio, State of the Union, 2011, oil on canvas

[jughead-is-canonically-aroace]

[thebusylilbird]

there’s a sequel !!

John Brosio, State of the Union 2, 2014, oil on canvas

[stupidusernamerequest-blog]

Oh sick!!! Big fuckin crows!!!

[askfordoodles]

OH SHIT EVEN BETTER

[healingcaffee]

things that should be completly normal:

not going to uni

taking as much time as needed before going to uni

changing your majors many times before finding what you like

changing your career path

not knowing what you want

attending a community college 

valuing your health over your grades

[siriusblack84]

imagine your otp… no. don’t imagine your otp. imagine my otp. and write fanfics about them. cause i need something to read.

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[inhaleass]

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

[pomrania]

“But what can you actually DO with a degree in [insert subject here]?!”

Write fanfiction with a high degree of accuracy in a very specific field, next question.

[flame-cat]

tolkien ghostwrote this

[iambothhauntedandholy]

That's just how srmthfg is unfortunately. The Very Next episode is even more unhinged and if you watch it u gotta be ready to take Major psychic damage from it

oh, I'M SURE OF IT, YEAH. i mean, i'm utterly confused and at the same time OBSESSED with whatever the hell is going on in srmthfg, cebi. i have so many questions HSBVDBD

what the hell is that thing, though? do they have a name, at least? pronouns? what was the whole episode about? WHAT'S THE NEXT ONE ABOUT???

so many questions and no answers, but curiosity is killing me so i might as well just watch the show. 😳💗

there's ONE THING i know for sure, though:

[cockyroaches]

His name is. I'm rlly bad with audio processing but i Think I heard Maurice which would be hilarious. The whole two parter episode was just like that horrid Pixels movie? Only it was a game about who could destroy more planets and i hated it

The next episode is about entering a dudes head and it looks like a psychonauts level

[iambothhauntedandholy]

[valtsv]

ok but the concept of a rivalry is just so funny. it’s like “i’m literally obsessed with you. you’re the only motherfucker on the planet worth my undivided time and attention. i spend hours planning in detail exactly what i’m going to say and do the next time that we meet. but, like, i fucking hate you.”

[malscare]

so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

[iambothhauntedandholy]

That's just how srmthfg is unfortunately. The Very Next episode is even more unhinged and if you watch it u gotta be ready to take Major psychic damage from it

oh, I'M SURE OF IT, YEAH. i mean, i'm utterly confused and at the same time OBSESSED with whatever the hell is going on in srmthfg, cebi. i have so many questions HSBVDBD

what the hell is that thing, though? do they have a name, at least? pronouns? what was the whole episode about? WHAT'S THE NEXT ONE ABOUT???

so many questions and no answers, but curiosity is killing me so i might as well just watch the show. 😳💗

there's ONE THING i know for sure, though:

[sgnarl]

heavy is patient

[florence-is-gay]

I LOVE

[ragingdyke-deactivated20220310]

hi i made this