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16 | they/them

[gothastarion]

[iamfrost]

Now, how did they create this outfit?

[iamfrost]

[iamfrost]

Now, look who it is…

[iamfrost]

[mysoulspiralbound]

consider, jaskier, who has not a magical bone in his body, memorizes all of the witcher signs geralt uses over the course of adventuring with him. oh sure, he knows they don't actually do anything when he uses them, but when he's all alone after the mountain they help. When he's sleeping outside and he hears an odd sound and he doesn't have a witcher to protect him he forms the sign quen and it makes him feel a little safer. And when it's too f*cking cold out he fumbles the sign for igni with numb fingers and he feels just a little bit warmer. and maybe it's enough, this memory of geralt, to make him feel a little less alone.

[iamfrost]

adorable.

[livstarlight]

What do you mean this is not what happened

[iamfrost]

now this, this is sad and true…

[iamfrost]

Sulu: Doctor, the captain is missing. Can you find him?

Bones: Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?

Sulu: Well, do you?

Bones:

Bones: Yeah, hang on.

[iamfrost]

Yennefer: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Renfri: Weak, I sleep with a sword.

Jaskier: You guys are pathetic.

Yennefer: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Jaskier: Geralt.

[iamfrost]

Spock: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.

Kirk: Sacrifice? I nominate Chekov.

Chekov: Wait, what?

Kirk: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.

Chekov: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!

Spock: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

[iamfrost]

When you buy The Wither 3 on Origin but then later realise Steam allows mods:

Someone please help ;—;

[iamfrost]

This bitch protective! oop

(I’m writing this as I play the game)

So I’m doing the quest where I have to find Dandelion, and in the bathhouse, the guy, who I forgot his name, was talking about where Dandelion probably is and then he calls Dandelions instrument a mandolin XD and Geralt comes straight away, very blunt and an angry face and says “Lute.”

I find this hilarious, Geralt is protective of his little bard.

Omg this bitch just call Dandelion Geralt’s boyfriend. Geralt are you sure you’re in love with Yen and Triss, or is that just a ruse?

[iamfrost]

Some more Witcher content for y’all.

[iamfrost]

Just finished watching episode 6.

It has left me to believe that there will be a second season but i dont know…

I hope there will be a second one because more or khonshu and jake, and marc and steven being best pals now, i love them all, i cannot live without them! ❤️ ❤️

[iamfrost]

[iamfrost]

Y/n: I love you.

Khonshu, not paying attention: What was that?

Y/n: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

[iamfrost]

Anyone know or have some good wallpapers of out hot smexy bird: Khonshu?

[ankle-beez]

listen im seeing a lot of people being like "oh my god thor might have a crush on Peter quill because of that scene in the new love and thunder trailer!" like no. Absolutely not. It's disney and it's never gonna happen. HOWEVER disney queerbaiting people with Chris Pratt might be the funniest thing they've ever done