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beardedmrbean

Rescued otter learning to get over it's fear of water

elfwreck

elbiotipo

IM SO ANGRY

elbiotipo

THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE

elbiotipo

https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html

We could’ve had it all…

rqqu

let’s bring her back

tikkety-tok

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

daisyannewinchester

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

seakingmario

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

(source)

Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?

yes I did thank you for serving our country

fluffygif

“Beam me up, human”

(Via)

enchanted-keys

Marcelino Sambè, Lauren Cuthbertson and Matthew Ball in “The Cellist” (Royal Ballet - 2020)

balletroyale

Lauren Cuthbertson, Matthew Ball, and Marcelino Sambé in The Cellist (Royal Ballet)

Just ordered my cat a harness. We will be ready to live up to my role model, old man who walked his black cat on a least around the neighborhood, in the next 3-never months.