My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
You don’t know that

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@iamnomadic
My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
You don’t know that
having girls' night with the fates and and we're lying on my bed kicking our legs in the air while deciding whether or not to cut your thread of fate, killing you instantly
So that's where they're getting all their designs
I do like the new designs but also it's incredibly fucking funny that they're holding the Tumblr Logo Redesign Contest on instagram
Could have at least notified tumblr users
Zoos don't let the animals design the signs for their own enclosures
Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be "ratioed," you technically never win a Twitter argument.
On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user's dead fucking body for all of time.
Every time you see it, it's a victory lap around a coffin that we'll never bury. It's astounding.
Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account
I SANG A SONG AT 54 BELOWWWWWW
this is the biggest plot twist of our generation
I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard
@ new users remember to set your dash to chronological. I think old users will forget to tell you this because tumblr never randomly resets it like twitter does, so afaik literally everybody switched over to chrono as soon as they tried to introduce non-chrono, and then promptly forgot tumblr even has a non-chrono view. on tumblr we really dont do the “all mighty algorithm” thing.
INSTRUCTIONS
Account -> General Settings -> Dashboard Preferences -> Turn "best stuff first" toggle OFF
(And maybe mess with some other settings according to your preferences—I personally nixed "stuff in my orbit" and "based on my likes" because I only want to see bullshit from the people I follow, not the rest of the site's bullshit.)
And if you're on desktop, go download Xkit Rewritten too. It adds (and fixes) some site functionalities, a ton of us rely on it.