trying to get my shit together

Haven, 24, any pronouns

[iamnotataco]

Is it too much to ask that my Disability be treated without me having to be a saint about my health?

People without disabilities can drink! And smoke weed! And eat all the fat and acidic shit they want!

Why can't I be allowed to exist normally and comfortably without having to be prescribed Eat Seven Prunes Every Day or Exercise More or Drink More Water by doctors instead of idk, actual treatment?

[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[probuccalfat]

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

[cloudstructures]

wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[mercifulmother]

– Animorphs: The Reunion, K.A. Applegate

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[wildoatt]

Borzoi 🌕🥀

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[bitethebullets]

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

[animentality]

[alleesaur]

ghost cover doodles

[userfish]

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon

[astronomifier]

TMBG stands for They Mountain Be Goats

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

[nepofledgling]

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude