ali J

he/she || 20 || 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇱✡ || I honestly just post whatever shit I think about

[boringkate]

Anything you do while wearing a sports bra is technically a sport. Scrolling through tumblr might not seem like a sport to you, but it is to your boobs! They're locked in! They're focused! They're competing! They're playing to win!

[jonnyinthewell]

okay so when Hermes continues to loop the same musical story about death and doomed romance he’s “hopeful” and “raising his cup” but when I, Pokotho-

[redjennies]

ngl I'm mostly irritated by the idea of a several week hiatus because god knows how many episodes it will take for the Seekers reach the Golden Orchard and I really need to know exactly what sort of unique massive personality defect Alba Davinos has.

[future-crab]

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

Absolutely iconic.

[fearoftheminotaur]

I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.

I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.

[zonatcannibalism]

Running an experiment

if youve never seen theese characters before, do they look to you like...

close friends

a gay couple

i know these electric fucks

Voting ended onJun 14

[motherblackcap]

I actually really like the term genderqueer, because the only thing it specifies about your gender is that it's queer in some way. Does that mean you're nonbinary? Binary trans? Cis with some freaky cool gender presentation stuff going on? None of those or all of those? It doesn't matter and I think that's beautiful.

[imaginaryskeleton]

One thing I really appreciate about Iván's performance as Hidgens is how camp he is. He knew he was playing a fan favourite and was gonna get backlash if he didn't nail it and he just fucking went for it and camped it the fuck up and blew it out of the park

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[zonatcannibalism]

I would not wish big boobs on my worst enemy

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[ianthe]

[death-by-lulz]

[laranoa]

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

[ianthe]

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

[ruriginzuishou]

The Avengers gif here is definitely a sign this post is from 2013

[ianthe]

it will never dieeeeeeeee and neither will iiiiiiiii

[ianthe]

[death-by-lulz]

[laranoa]

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

[ianthe]

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

[ruriginzuishou]

The Avengers gif here is definitely a sign this post is from 2013

[ianthe]

it will never dieeeeeeeee and neither will iiiiiiiii

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[prankpuppet354]

I was just trying to get a reaction image of Luis hyping himself up for his turn (like a guy prepping himself before a race) and I instead ended up capturing this 😅

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

Not yet Ferb

[safyresky]

[stratfordsandthestars]

i do kind of hope we get at LEAST get a live cast recording of the west end cast bc ivan's hidgens was absolutely incredible and the thought of never getting to hear his rendition of show stopping number ever again is kind of heartbreaking.

[lav3ndaze]

“this is all you fault jafar” vs “you’re fucking useless paul” vs “FUCK YOU TADIUS” vs “webby is a stupid BITCH” vs “butt OUT chasity”