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I asked you (yet again) to share some of your favorite sex scenes in YR fic, or just things you love to read about in Wilmon smut, and you really delivered! It's time for Volume 3!
My fave smutty one shot that I keep going back to is Whine it solo pa’ mi by Gwendolyn (storiesofchaos)/@shouldntbearevolution. It has a little bit of everything that I love and just gets hotter and hotter as it goes on- so hard to pick a favourite bit but this is one of them-
And Wille is addicted, so after a few sticky kisses to the tender area around Simon’s hole, his tongue curls inside of him, feeling Simon clench as he tries to get more of his come from within him. The sounds from his mouth are even wetter and more obscene than usual, with Simon’s hole slicked open with lube and come, and Wille’s technique is much sloppier than how he generally tries to be, but he’s encouraged on by Simon’s broken moans and mewling whimpers. He sounds so overwhelmed, he’s probably so sensitive and yet wants more, his hips pulling back and grinding forward in equal measures.
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it’s a long road home (and we've got far to go) by peonyrose is amazingggg but in particular the sex scene in chapter 3 is soooo hot. Point proven-
“Want you to come on my face, and then slide back and sit on my dick,” Wilhelm says. His lips move against Simon’s cock as he speaks, and the wet slide and sweet curl of his mouth paired with the filthy image has Simon tipping over the edge before he can warn Wilhelm.
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For this new edition, the highlights of my reading are :
the sex scenes in Crossing Lines by @iwouldnevergetintofanfic. They feel very real and true.
the sequel of Siren by @vvachillessongvv : High Tide
What's your name again? by @vvachillessongvv
all the kinktober fics of @skibasyndrome, and most of all the ones with she/her Wille
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I feel like this is pretty common in the YR fandom but my favourite thing is just Wille absolutely worshipping Simon and just focusing 100% on him at all times.
And to repeat what people said in the past two editions, I also love all the scenes where they skip condoms, there's just something really intimate about that. Also love all descriptions of watching come dripping out and/or pushing it back in.
But one new kink I've not been able to stop thinking about since reading About to Fall, Capture Me by @unfortunate17, particularly chapter 4, is overstimulation. I've read this part about a thousand times now and it just keeps coming randomly back to me all the time:
“Everyone's asleep, so let's be quiet, okay?" Wille’s voice is low in his ear, lung-warmed air ghosting along the side of his jaw as Simon gasps, hips bucking both further into and away from Wille’s fist.
“I can’t - ” he groans, throwing his head back on the sleeping bag, blinking up at the tent ceiling, as Wille bites along his throat, his hand never stopping its slow, unforgiving movement. “I don’t know if I can come again.”
Wilhelm shushes him, humming thoughtfully like he hasn’t made Simon finish twice already, not letting him go soft in between. “Henry and Felice are literally two feet away. You want them to hear you like this?”
And there are so many other talented writers in this fandom and so many amazing explicit scenes in the fics that I can't possible list even a fraction of them!
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I should start by saying THANK YOU to all the writers who contributed to Kinktober. October is a very dull month in general and you all just made it that little bit hornier 💀
There are lots of things in fics that I like reading about even though I don't like them irl. I have read a couple of fics featuring piss play that I really liked, although irl it was more a case of tried it, didn't do anything for me, moved on. They are 🐝Honey🐝 by despassurlaneige and Close by RubyIntyale (@earlgrey-lateatnight).
Despassurlaneige writes loads of kinky fic and has lots of interesting ideas about gender. Their current one is called Mitt jävla jobb and in the first chapter Wille has to try and take a giant toy. Never thought that would get to me but it did.
I also really like that we are seeing more and more wlw fic in the fandom - tricky as we only get a brief glimpse of that in canon. My favorite from Kinktober was good friends by @phneltwrites. When I saw the description, I was like, a threesome with Wille, Simon and Felice? Gross! But then I realised that they were all queer women and I read it and it was soooo hot.
Loving all the threesome fics we got in Kinktober too! It's difficult to make that stuff believable because usually Simon and Wille only have eyes for each other, but the ones I read were super 🔥. Would love to see more of that!
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Simon wearing a plug at a dance party...
i didn't just come here to dance by @phneltwrites
good god @phneltwrites’s i didn’t just come here to dance is insanely hot, as well as so well written and so funny at points. never thought id be into plugs, and in real life not super into come play, but errr yeah really works for me in this fic. just love the idea of simon being a bit of a menace, knowing what he’s doing is driving wille absolutely wild (and that it will get simon the gratification he wants as well). the bit near the end when they’re finally fucking and they’re talking about how they want to fuck like this all the time, how wille will make sure simon is well fucked and full so they don’t need to prep and can just go whenever, yeah that was 👀🔥
and in general the way phnelt writes their sexual (and otherwise) dynamic is superb and so spot on, i recommend everything!!
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i didn’t just come here to dance by @phneltwrites
this one-shot for kinktober was so HOT! the way the story built the tension through the event + the cum play reveal when they finally got to be together = 🔥🔥🔥
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In general, the Met Gala AU by intothelight (@enjoythesilentworld) lives in my mind rent-free. Just. the entire thing
BUT specifically, that scene in the first part (i think it's the first part at least) where they're having angry-as-fuck sex because Simon's mad at Wille for never calling him and Wille's mad at him because he thinks Simon just ran off without saying goodbye???? yes.
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my newest smutty fav is storiesofchaos’ (@shouldntbearevolution) puppy wille. the latest oneshot has it all: daddy kink, puppy play, praises, collars and lots, lots of love <3
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Every piece of explicit intimacy that This_time_its_just_me (@in-amor-veritas) writes is amazing! I am forever in awe. I read and re-read everything they have written. I am a totally obsessed with Wilmon in Almost is Never Enough BUT the love/hate sex in Hate Me Like You Love Me is the perfect balance of hot and angsty!! All the loving sex in the flashbacks combined with the insane tension and heat of the present, is chefs kiss!!
I wanted to pull a quote but it was so hard because every moment they are together is fire!
—It’s too fast.” He gasps, “Not yet…baby just wait, it’ll be so good….” He mouths the words against his lover's sweaty temple, feeling how he tenses, his breath stuttering at the whine that Simon lets out when Wille pulls out of the other's tight heat, feeling suddenly cold and wrong and empty. Simon makes an incredible sight - laying on his side, slick with perspiration, curls stuck to his forehead. His lips are swollen and panting, eyes searching for him with blown pupils - completely wrecked. He’s so beautiful it takes Wilhelm’s breath away, choking him for a moment as he realizes that this person is the only one for him, that there will never be another person who is to him what Simon is. There can’t be, it’s impossible.
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One of my favourite sex scenes is the final scene in when no one's watching by @embracedthevoid - genderbent Wilmon, mild exhibitionism & dirty talk, it's soo good!
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Soooo basically anything @skibasyndrome has posted is absolute perfection to me but I especially like his recent Kinktober fics Sharpen your teeth, sink into me, Body language say you wanna and In silence, I'm yours :)
I also really liked High Tide by @vvachillessongvv!
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i’d never really considered until reading it in a couple of RubyIntyale (@earlgrey-lateatnight)'s fics - specifically The Purple Hoodie Stays ON During Sex and Hungry - but cockwarming is something i find very hot for wilmon, particularly in these fics!! the way it speaks to their emotional connection, they need and want to stay as connected and close as possible after, they’re not ready to let each other go, and then when simon can feel wille get hard inside of him again, they can’t help but turn each other on, they just have to have each other again… yeah it’s great and so intimate and i love it
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I recently read "In the back of your car there's a big black mark (where I ripped the seat)" by @skibasyndrome and reunion sex always hits different.
What really got me is the way Wille feels when Simon is fucking him. Simon knows all the things that drives him insane and Wille realizes that nothing will ever be as good as this. It's a mix of emotions and it's written so well. My jaw dropped when I read this part:
"Nothing he’s tried since has gotten close to this, no one has fucked him like this in all those years, and for some godforsaken reason it took until now for Wille to realize that. It took Simon stumbling back into his life, took them dragging each other into his fucking ridiculously large car, took him kneeling over Simon’s lap like the pathetic, needy fool he is for him to realize that he’s fucking doomed."
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Wilmon dirty talk and having Simon bent over on a desk - clothe it in so exquisite a phrase by waitingstar
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Chapter 5 of 'Nothing Can Change How You Make Me Come Alive' by @earlgrey-lateatnight. Their first time together lives in my head rent free. Simon being so tender and sweet with WiIle because he's so nervous and turned on. Simon riding him. They really take care of each other and it's beautiful and hot af.
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Begging during sex 🥵. The desperation, the pleasure. I love it. There are so many fics but the ones that come to mind right now are from two different fics.
Chapter 8 of Incognito Mode by @oneofthosebells:
They haven’t got the breath left to keep kissing, but they stay close, breathing each other’s air as Simon’s rhythm begins to falter, unbearable heat coiling in his belly.
“Touch me, please,” he begs, and Wille obliges, reaching down between their bodies to thumb over the head of Simon’s cock. A swipe or two or three is all it takes before it feels like his insides are dissolving into white nothingness, great waves of pleasure rolling over him as he comes.
Chapter 2 of Everywhere, Everything by @vvachillessongvv:
"Wille, yes, please don't stop, please touch me," Simon gasps out and he could cry when Wille's fist closes around his cock.
"I'm gonna come, please please please," Simon doesn't know what he's pleading for but a moment later Wille is gasping and Simon almost blacks out. "Inside," He chokes out. "Come inside me, please, Wille, please,"
"Yeah?"
"Oh my god," Simon gasps, "Come in me, need you,—"
Wille catches his lips with a filthy kiss, folding him up further, hitting his prostate with every thrust and fisting his cock in tandem and it's too good. He cries out against Wille's mouth.
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Quietly you say my name by @willesredlights - something really naughty about them escaping a party to have sex in the palace 🔥
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all the sex scenes so far in Hate Me Like You Love Me by @in-amor-veritas are just so so fantastic. the contrast between the beautiful loving emotional so so tender sex they have when they’re younger versus (spoiler alert) the angry bitter sex they have when broken up is just devastating but so indicative of the state of their relationship and how they’re feeling at the time. the scene in the hotel is incredible, the emotions are completely tangible and it makes it so evident how they could have made the slightly rash decisions they do when so much love and emotion is just pouring out of them, the sex a physical manifestation of this love. and it’s also hot when wille edges simon, wanting to draw out the moment as long as possible. them shifting positions to have simon riding wille so they can be as close as possible, both of them crying with how much they’re feeling. it’s just really beautiful!
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Hate Me Like You Love Me by @in-amor-veritas has been stuck in my head for weeks. I can't stop thinking about them having angry sex in Chapter 3.
There are insane moments like these:
“Stop stalling and fuck me already” Wilhelm snaps and it irritates him in the same breath that it turns him on.
“Are you going to keep talking or are you going to fuck me?” Wille licks his lips which turn up into a smirk, a challenge.
And this scene 😭😭😭😭:
Wille moans, turning his face into the sheets to muffle the sound, which Simon suddenly hates, realizing he wants to hear him, reaching for his cock that’s heavy between his legs and Simon strokes his slick hand over the heated skin, feels the way Wille shivers, the way his body tightens.
It's so good, the tight friction between their bodies the pale prone form of the other man spread out beneath him. Simon hates how easy it all feels, how perfect they fit, how good it is.
But something is missing.
Like what the fuck. I really enjoy angry sex in fics. There are always underlying feelings that can't really be expressed in the moment so instead of communicating verbally they do it physically which make things worse because nothing is really fixed but they just can't help themselves. Everything is angsty and complicated. I love it.
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I really loved Hold your gaze on me and I feel like I’m dreaming by sariscribbles (@willesredlights). It has everything: an insane premise that totally works, pining and awkward wille, inappropriate use of fruit and wilmon getting together.
I also love the sex scene in chapter 1 of On brand by stretchoutandwait (@stretchoutfics). They are so so in love in this fic, and it’s captured so well in this scene. The amount of trust and vulnerability wille shows simon when they’re trying something new makes me melt, but it’s contrasted with some joking around and them just being teenagers.
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IRL cumplay is not always fun but in fanfic I like some wet and messy.
a example from kinktober which is small but it hit me still: "Wille comes, stripes his cum across Simon‘s ass, then angles his cock down to coat Simon‘s hole. A proper mess, wet and filthy." // "Wille obliges, of course, smears his cock through the mess, prolongs the overwhelming sensations" - in need of some more by @wildcalendula
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It's so sweet like in chapter 2 of Hungry (@earlgrey-lateatnight) when they had just sex and then they decide to do it again slow and soft "He rolls them over, draping himself over Simon’s back so he can fuck him slowly from behind, deep and intense"
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Sweet like Marabou (by HoldmyPoodle) has a lot of spicy moments but one moment I love is when Wille licks his cum out of Simon again: "He feels Wille’s tongue probing his hole, sucking and licking his own cum out" or "as he feels Wille’s release into his clenching muscles, the warm cum filling and the spreading out inside him"
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From Whine it solo pa' mi by @shouldntbearevolution:
"and then i need you to bend me over your desk and fuck me in that suit, pretty boy
hard and deep
and make sure to come inside so you won’t get anything on your fancy clothes"
love it when Simon writes naughty texts to Wille when he is at a meeting and has to act professional 🤭
Wille asking simon to cum on him!...in My skin on your skin, again and again by @skibasyndrome
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Kinktober gave us a lot of cum play fics.
"I can’t stop thinking of you wearing that plug all evening. I love that you kept me with you after I left" from Every night I hit new heights (like we never touched before) by @the-impala-is-my-home when Wille and Simon have phone sex and Simon has a little surprise for him
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“I’m going to ride you,” Simon says, “and you’re going to come.” when Wille thinks he can't come and Simon encourages him <3
nothing i can't have by @phneltwrites
"Feels Like Coming Home" by vlademetri
this whole story is written so beautifully about wilmon having some alone time and reconnecting as a married couple after becoming parents
Wille's thrusts grew deeper, his breath coming in ragged pants against Simon's neck. "You're all I need too," he murmured, his voice a gentle rasp. "You're my home, Simon."
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"Close" by @earlgrey-lateatnight and the scene where Wille holds Simon's cock while he pisses (no pissing kink) made me want to have a cock
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It is so beautiful when writers include Wille going down on Simon because that reminds me of their first time 🥹
like this fic: These haters would never guess and would be appalled to know that Wille loved getting down on his knees for Simon. (Springing New Beginnings by annakgful_1)
or here: Wille was so good at this, it drove him crazy seeing Wille below him, so undone, so good (I need you around, I'm getting close now by MajesticDawn)
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I personally love when the smut written has a lot of feelings, love, passion and consent involved as well! This story (Honeymoon Night Fantasy by mijxamania) is written so beautifully with Simon and Wilhelm on their honeymoon making love and adding some throwbacks in between that fit so perfectly!
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this whole series is a true recommendation for everyone who wants to read about some wilmon exploring new things together: NSFW Requests by vlademetri
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there is something so sweet and tender when simon is shy when he wants to ask Wille that he needs him. This story captures a desperate simon in all ways... Simon's Secret by vlademetri
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High Tide as part of the Siren Simon series by @vvachillessongvv
I love this story so much but the explicit content in part 3 (High Tide) was so loving and intimate 💜 I could not get it out of my head. It was so beautiful 💜
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OK so I have a few fics that I could read over and over not just for the smut part but this is what this is about right? Enjoy my little collection:
Extract from You can send me to the Lord by YoungRydbergs:
“Gonna ride me, yeah? Gonna be a good boy and ride me?” Simon asked and Wille nodded. When he started moving Wille’s head fell back, once again exposing that lovely material around his neck.
Extract from remember me under the sun by lovingwriter:
”I want to fuck you until you can’t feel your legs anymore”, Wille practically growled, and Simon shuddered under his gaze. (...) One thing they were both proud of, was their open communication about things. So, one time when they were still at Hillerska and lying on Wille’s bed after a pretty rough fuck, Wille had asked Simon about their sex-life and if Simon wanted to try something new. Simon had stuttered with a flushed face that he kind of had a thing for pain, (...) Don’t get Simon wrong, he absolutely adored the times where Wille would hold him gently and after what felt like forever, he would slowly fuck him until Simon couldn’t remember his own name anymore. (...) ”Okay. Let me turn you around”
Extract from you fucked me so good that I almost said I love you by omarslingerie:
“I would bent you over this table and fuck your brain out.” Wilhelm stares right into Simon’s eyes, desire burning in his eyes. “Do it.” Wilhelm raises an eyebrow, “Really?” “Do it before I regret it.”
And the last extract from (this is very spicy let's say) Too Many Guest Rooms by Welcomethestorm:
“Hold it, you can hold it baby. Tell me when she’s there” (...) “She’s th… there, Simon, she’s stopped pacing, she’s… she’s look… looking.” “Let go Wille, fill me up. (...) And Simon was biting his own moans down as Wille crashed over the edge and shuddered beneath him as he came. “You’re filling my hole up baby, just like you promised, does it feel good?”
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the whole pornboys AU 5 part series (by insieme) is really hot!
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I love the prostate orgasm scene in chapter 3 of Your Friendly Grindr Neighbour (@darktwistedgenderplural). I must confess it's so hot that I didn’t notice how poetic and tender it is the first time I read it. It’s beautifully written, and somehow it feels like canon Wilmon too. "Wille’s body was a source of the sweetest water, and Simon drank as if his life depended on it." Swoon!
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As promised here is my homework:
Simon speaking Spanish and not realising it while they make love: 'It's okay," he whispered, "I love all of you, Simon. Every part of you, including your sexy Spanish.' (A Prince Without A Throne by vlademetri)
roleplay wilmon: 'What would your husband say to you leaving the club with a stranger?' (Body language say you wanna by @skibasyndrome)
bottom wille: sensitive by glittergal12345
aftercare moments! 'Even though they just had sex, consent is just as important during aftercare' (What Do You Need From Me? by humanghost18)
and the last one: Simon discovering he has a praise kink (words to say that meant a lot to me by @phneltwrites)
Thanks to all the amazing writers!
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the sex scene in chapter 3 of ‘it’s a long road home (and we’ve got far to go)’ by peonyrose is chefs kiss. the multiple orgasms, the overstimulation, simon’s desperation, wille’s insatiability (he must have simon sit on his face right this second), the way they communicate and talk to each other a lot is so hot, asking for what they need (wille asking simon to come on his face and then later to come on his cock… yeah), being very vocal about what they like. they paint such a visceral image, it feels real (simon getting cramp in his legs when on top), and the way they love each other and just are so obsessed and turned on by each other shines through so clearly. and ultimately that’s what’s so hot. love it!
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Wow, that was a long one! Thanks so much to everyone for your submissions, and thank you thank you thank you writers!
A snapshot of Simon and Wilhem's night on a special trip: inspired by these two photos 💜
shout out to @glimmeringdreams for the inspiration ❤
Simon runs his hands frantically though his curls in a desperate attempt to tame them, fighting against the salt and sea air, wreaking its havoc. Simon takes one last glance at his reflection before sliding his hands up and down his bare arms- his skin prickling at the soft breeze wafting through the hotel, making the gossamer curtains dance.
Simon sighs, closing his eyes and tilting his head back, letting the salty air of the French Riviera wash over his sun kissed visage and smiles to himself before diverting his attention to the task at hand. He walks over to the undersized hotel room closet where his new dress shirt is waiting. Black lace was not normally Simon’s style or in his usual comfort zone, but with some reassurance, sometimes you just have to do as the Roman’s- or French- do for that matter. Simon carefully removes it from the hanger and slips his arms through, trying not to snag the delicate fabric in the process, as he moves back to his once occupied spot in front of the mirror- only his reflection wasn’t the only one looking back at him this time…
A smile tugs at the corners of Simon’s mouth
“What?”
“Nothing,” Wilhelm shakes his head as he leans against the doorframe that led to the ensuite bathroom, “just enjoying the view.”
“It is beautiful outside,” Simon comments, raising an eyebrow has he finishes buttoning, covering his once exposed chest in black lace, straightening out the collar before ‘excusing’ himself to the balcony with one last wicked glance at Wille through the glass. He leans over the railing, letting the fading sun warm his skin, taking in the surroundings of the quaint seaside town.
Simon can feel his gaze searing a hole into his back, so he hooks his chin over his own shoulder, peaking to find Wille, still leaning against the doorframe, his head cocked sideways, his phone presented in front of him, doing his best paparazzi impression. Simon throws his head back in a deep laugh before exiting the balcony and sauntering over to Wille, getting inextricably close, chests touching, “You’re crazy, you know?”
Wille bits at his lip, “Am I?”
“Mmm Hmmm”
“But what would you do without me?”
“Tried that, didn’t work. I could do without this though-“Simon’s hands cup Wille’s cheek, his thumb racing over the downy hair, a new addition to his upper lip.
“You don’t like my moustache?” Wille asks with an exaggerated pout.
“Is that what we are calling it?”
“Ouch!” Wille feigns offense at his lover’s comment.
Simon cups Wille’s face in both hands, gazing into the molten honey eyes he could lose himself in, “I like it when I can see your whole face- no distractions,” he pauses and smiles, “And it tickles.”
“Oh?”
“Don’t” Simon warns.
“Like this?” Wille pulls Simon in, rubbing his face over Simon’s own, the pair dissolving into laughter and light kisses.
“Hurry up and get dressed. We have reservations.” Simon manages, pushing at Wille’s chest before grabbing at his wrist, holding Wille’s watch to his face, “they start in twenty.”
“What’s wrong with what I am hearing?” Wille asks, running a hand down his cream-colored sweater-cashmere.
“Come on Wille, it’s our last night, it is worth dressing up for. Wear that blue suit…”
“As long as you agree to take it off me later…”
Simon scoffs, pushing Wille back towards the bathroom, where he emerges minutes later, deep navy suit tailored perfectly to his frame, now much shorter auburn hair coiffed and styled, “Will this do?”
“Perfect-“ Simon pulls Wilhelm in by his open suit jacket, giving him a long and languid kiss, pulling back ever so slightly, still breathing each other’s air, “Come on, I don’t want to waste any more time. It’s the last night of our honeymoon.”
Wilhelm leans forward, resting his forehead on his husband’s, “Thank you for marrying me.”
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