Raven

My name's Raven and I'm a douche

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I am just a kitten, hardly fit my mittens.

[iminthetunnels]

i remember playing this for my mom BEGGING her to please listen for just a minute

[mens-rights-activia]

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[fuckyeah2000s]

[inthetags]

reblog with an album in the tags that you can listen to from start to finish without skipping songs

[hellotailor]

i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal. just guys being dudes. they just dug a 30-foot tunnel for personal reasons. case closed. amazing.

[the-last-teabender]

For what it’s worth, I can’t think of a single person in my friend group who if I said ‘hey you wanna dig a secret hideout tunnel with me’ would not immediately go for their shovel.

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[funniest-stuff]

[hohomylad]

#honestly i dont care if its fake

[underwearandourjackedupthumbs]

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

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[porterr-robinson]

[jaegerdom-deactivated20180124]

No one man should have all that power

[setheverman]

this is the only reason why i became a musician

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[pinkcartier-blog]

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

[flightyfinch]

my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

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[not-freyja]

Know your history:

Gay:

Used to mean carefree

Then sexually deviant

Then prostitute

Then slut

Then sodomite

And THEN as we know it today but only as a slur

Reclaimed in the seventies

LGBT:

Invented in the nineties

Has faced constant backlash (from both straight, queer, and LGBT folks from being not inclusive enough or too inclusive)

Every year there are pushes to change to acronym

LGBTQ

LGBTQ+

LGBTQ*

LGBTQIA

Mogai

Alphabet soup

Queer:

Used to mean “other”

Became a slang term for “not straight” in the 1400s

Became a slur in the early 1900s

Reclaimed in the 80s.

Sudden push back from within the queer community to have it seen only as a slur in the 2010s, a push that can be traced back to terf ideology.

Is the only term that includes all non cishet people

Homosexual

A medical diagnosis

Used for decades to make queerness into a mental illness

Used as a slur for the latter half of the 20th century

Rejected by the queer community as an acceptable term for a brief period of time in the early 2000s before coming back into fashion.

Only describes the experience of cis gay men and cis lesbians

Think what you want, believe what you will, but every word we have ever used to describe ourselves is coated in blood.

[sweetpeawriter]

Op ur so brave to assume people on this site can read well enough to get this

[one-in-lemillion]

Remember when Tumblr just invented a Greek god

[one-in-lemillion]

Oh @hyena-bro my sweet summer child, allow me to tell you the story of Mesperyian, the goddess who never was and never will be.

So it all started with this tumblr post, right?

And obviously people mentioned the goddesses Aphrodite and Persephone, and the benefits of answering such goddesses as the most beautiful. But then Tumblr user 28weekslaterhater mentioned to answer the goddess Mesperyian (most beloved daughter of Hades) as the most beautiful. According to them, “jealous ho” Aphrodite burnt half of Mesperyian’s face off in a blind rage for being more beautiful than her.

This post began to spread to the fact-check-less masses of Tumblr, and more mythology sprouted up about this so-called “Mesperyian”, how she was the goddess of torture and punishment (even though a goddess of punishment already existed) and had to wear a cool mask because of the aforementioned face burning.

Everyone took it as gospel for years until various Tumblr users pointed out “hey if you happen to just… look up this goddess, the only thing you’ll find is this Tumblr post”. After that, it had been exposed that Mesperyian never fucking existed and that Tumblr user just completely made them up on the fly.

And that’s how Tumblr invented a Greek goddess

[ike-loves-men]

[itchyghost]

That’s one of the most greek god mythology things I’ve ever heard and based on that she’s to be treated as new to the roster.

[appendingfic]

Hades: I’ve only had Mesperyian for a year and a half but if anything happened to her I’d kill everyone on Earth and then myself

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[abercrombee]

this is what “shjfkgslkjhlkjsg” sounds like

[dankmemeuniversity]