Well Shit, Here We Go

Houston, TX Being an adult sucks, let’s laugh to make it better.

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[tryclops]

this is the funniest fucking take and i 100% agree

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[minimexd]

For anyone who loves crab

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

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[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[someshit-youknowhowlifebe]

A legendary post

[urbosas-bodacious-boytoy]

The lengendary Post Busters post

[shiftybat]

[puvies-blog]

i wanna suck his dick so bad and i feel like he the type of nigga that’ll let another nigga suck him right quick if he off that brown liquor you feel me and he luv the fags. and he half mexican so that dick prolly beautiful and brown and bout 10 shades darker than the rest of his body. it’s 330 in the morning and i’ve just really been in my feelings and missing sucking on brown and black dick. they just look so appetizing. i’m so tired of sucking on this white nigga’s pale member. naw you know what i’m not tired of sucking his dick it’s just like why it gotta be a white dick? like i know he white but im tired of looking at his white dick. maybe i can give it a nice tan. shine a flashlight on it while he sleep.

[frankoceanvevo]

[capacity]

This is my absolute favorite train of thought

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[stantler]

[schizm-deactivated]

[rubykgrant]

the ABSOLUTE nonsense

[abercrombee]

Me not admitting when I’m wrong

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kushandwizdom]

The Green Planet, Dubai. 2019

I cannot believe they let me get this close. 💛🙂

[memewhore]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

equal and opposite energy

[melsameme-deactivated20221123]

this is the funniest fucking thing to me

[fairyfawm]

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

[the-greentext-guy]

[officialnickrhodes-remade]

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[noticemk]

look at this fucking album cover