this blog is a mess

Hey bitch

[hara-kiri]

mood

[buzzfeed]

First Lady Michelle Obama, giving her last speech as FLOTUS.

[beardednegro]

Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.

This version is much better.

[astolat]

I love this comic, it’s such a brilliantly clear visual explanation you really don’t even need the captions. 

[thebestoftumbling]

[coraldoceano]

[earthdad]

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

[strongbadgmail]

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

[strongbadgmail]

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

[iamsoaliive]

*item doesn't scan* "So it's free haha

[770rd]

[heartshapedmoodring]

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

[210pm]

THE WHEEZING

[goldenblackhawk-deactivated2022]

Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life

Just a psa, from my hospital bed, post car crash.

[cakemochi]

I wanted to make one too-

[seafucker]

“what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer” you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

[darkdamiaknight]

“I went to Juilliard”.

[yeoldedudebro]

A broken man

[alexander]

I’m crying I think I want a sloth now

[faggottt]

what even are sloths

[dope-kulture]

[vinesnow]

[stfuconnor]

me: *is left alone with my grandma at a family gathering* me: so…………. you vape??