We All Have An Anime Type

So let people be their freaky selfs... except pedos screw pedos

[dogposts]

[iamspyphoenix44]

I wish I had a photo of my dog dressed as a methlab from the Halloween I was like 13/14 lol

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]

[teethstoobigmouthwontclose]

In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same

[teethstoobigmouthwontclose]

Epilouge:

[klatchianmist]

Why is this crystal ball filled with goo? Or possibly chlorine gas?

[teethstoobigmouthwontclose]

Idk how they build 'em, I'm only first-level user support 🤷‍♂️

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The chlorine gas is there as a safety feature

[iamspyphoenix44]

it's that furry con all over again

[iamspyphoenix44]

I'M IN THE MAXIM COVER GIRL COMPETITION!!!!!!!! I NEED PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR ME TO WIN!!!!!!!

Is Ryan Elizabeth Watt going to be the next Maxim Cover Girl?

You determine who will win $25,000 and a photoshoot in France with Gilles Bensimon for the cover of Maxim Magazine

[olliren-blog]

[akiglancy-deactivated20200123]

gayest sport on earth

[iridescentsenpai]

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

[iseewhatyoudidier-deactivated20]

WHAT

[hayleyzorel]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[casey-jane-lewis]

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

[boredbaristasblog]

why is he putting his hand in his pants

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

[mystraknits-deactivated20160402]

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

[fruityrudys]

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

[onecrazycanuck]

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

[realrandomposts-deactivated2021]

This is the gayest post that ever came in my dash, and believe me, I’ve seen a lot of them.

[skyel0ve]

And here I was thinking that Rugby and American football was gay since they literally through themselves at their opponent and just pin them down. But I stand corrected.

Here’s another photo

[realrandomposts-deactivated2021]

That last one is just begging toe be drawn as an imagine your otp thing

[drarryking]

Tumblr is like the involuntary Wikipedia of things I didn’t need to know but also need to know

[magnetic-maverick]

They really like to touch each other’s ass and dick, huh

[iamspyphoenix44]

Oh my~

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[iamspyphoenix44]

Hmmmmm should I post this to my McDonald shift group chat??

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[jefferoni-quotes]

I just lost three followers. Good riddance sickos!

[the-token-straight-friend-deact]

If you unfollow me because of this I won’t miss you plan and simple.

[officialwaterfairy]

I’m hoping I don’t have any but just in case unfollow me and drown

[infinitesimal-braincells]

Unfollow me if you’re any of this, I better not fucking have any following me I swear to god

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

If you are… please fucking leave

[existential-pasta-deactivated20]

If you’re any of this, go ahead and SMASH THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON. I doubt you’ll be missed.

[stardustandvanilla]

i take pride in the fact that i have probably reblogged this ten times and have never once lost a follower. now y'all may just be stubborn assholes, but i like to pretend

[cherrygrenade]

^^^what they said

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

please, hit that unfollow button and just delete your account. you’re wrong and sick and gross

[dr-dreaddn]

GTF off my account, that’s shit nasty

[make-kotlc-gayer]

^^^^^^^

[certified-dumbass]

Get! The fuck! Awayyyyyyyyyyy~~~~ from me!

[alsbullshit]

If you want to even ＴＲＹ to associate yourself with me and you do/like/sympathize that nasty shit; expect yourself to be blocked. Immediately.

[reducto1art]

My friends, @knifeson and I did info pack of Hong Kong Extradition Bill Vol.2. Hope you will understand more on the situation here now. Thank you all for your kind attention.

Vol.1

Original Facebook page

[gywozeppewi-deactivated20200630]

im curious to hear how ppl view these colors, so can u tell me which color u think they look more like?  yellow or green? blue or purple? yellow or orange? pink or purple? blue or green?

[iamspyphoenix44]

That highlighter yellow

A blue with a little purple in it

Orange

Magenta

A green but like a blue green?? Like lake water green

[omgthatdress]

Putting these up for anyone who needs them today.

Toxic Parents: Overcoming Their Hurtful Legacy and Reclaiming Your Life by Susan Forward

Why Does he DO That: Inside The Minds of Angry and Controlling Men by Lundy Bancroft

[superopinionated]

Cannot recommend WDHDT highly enough. I’ve found it helpful not just for romantic relationships, but also for growing up w a “unexplainable/uncontrollable” dad.

IT HAS ALSO BEEN REALLY HELPFUL FOR UNDERSTANDING ONLINE MOB HARASSMENT.

So if you’ve ever been bombarded w threats to be raped/killed, (so…if you’re a minority and you’ve been on the Internet for a while), this book might be useful for getting clarity around the whole entitled, abusive mindset that drives certain kinds of people to behave that way. And by “getting clarity”, I mean (for me) being able to go “oh, that’s what’s happening” and not really feel scared anymore. Or angry, or drawn out into it, or anything.

And if you’re still standing around going “but how does something like GamerGate happen?” or “but why do men hit their wives?” or whatever – please read that book and learn something.

[omgthatdress]

^^^^ truth WDHDT is fantastic at cutting down MRA bullshit and calling it what it really is

[kithnkin]

Also recommending

[swampseer]

Please consider reading these. WDHDT is really, really helpful. And I know some of you are struggling with abusive relationships, friendships, families, etc. You’re not alone. There is help.

[heysawbones]

Yo. This family holiday, please, please take care of yourself. You aren’t there to be anybody else’s cushion.

[robotsandfrippary]

Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: How to Heal from Distant, Rejecting, or Self-Involved Parents

Reading any of these books does not mean you don’t love your parents or family.  It’s just self care for helping you cope and not repeat the behaviors. 

[anna-mator]

A gentle reminder that I have Toxic Parents as a FREE PDF if you would like to download it and read it on your own. Take care of yourselves.

[lennybaby2]

Somebody tag Olivia Pope. Lol.

[nevertrustamanwho]

Here’s a working link to Why Does He Do That

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

[maneuverability]

THE GUY AT THE END

[kittydesade]

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down. 

[kindnessinsilver]

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

[lazy-cat-corner]

 “Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”

Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”

My thighs are burning just watching.

[spoonmeb]

this video just laughed at me for being out of shape.

[buh-no]

I had a friend growing up that was from Slovakia or Ukraine, I don’t remember which. I knew him from kindergarten to 2nd grade. And since there wasn’t a large enough slavic community for this kind of dancing, he did competitive ballet. He would constantly complain that it wasn’t hard enough. Guys, its competitive ballet, one of the hardest sports you can be in as a young person. Those C-jumps the guys were doing? In american ballet or dance you usually only get your chest to where you head was. They have their bellybutton or hips where their head was. That’s fucking nuts with out running or a pre jump. This kind of dancing was constantly going on at their house. I would like to point out that’s insane. His mom and dad dance almost every day. Not as high since age. But still.

[iamspyphoenix44]

I think the only move I could attempt is the low spinning and that’s only bc it uses muscles you use in marching band

[kiss-my-piss]

Resources for Male Victims of Abuse

How to Recognize Abuse

**Emotional Abuse of Men

**Sexual Assault of Men and Boys

**Men Can Be Victims of Abuse, Too

**Domestic Violence Against Men - Know the Signs

**Information for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse

**Help for Battered Men

**Battered Men, Battered Husbands

**For Male Survivors of Rape and Sexual Abuse

**Male Survivors of Incest and Sexual Child Abuse

**Help for Men Who Are Being Abused

Help Lines (Phone and Text Chat)

National Domestic Violence Hotline: [phone] (or 1-800-787-3224 for TTY)

National Dating Abuse Hotline: [phone]

National Sexual Assault Hotline: [phone]

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]

Domestic Abuse Helpline for Men: 1-888-743-5754 (US and Canada)

Hopeline Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]

National Hotline for Victims of Crimes: 1-855-484-2846

National Human Trafficking Hotline: [phone]

Polaris Human Trafficking Text Line: Text “BEFREE” to 233733

**1in6/RAINN Chat for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse

Support Groups

**1in6 Support Groups

Male Survivor Support Groups

Pandora’s Aquarium - Chat (includes chats specifically for men)

Pandora’s Aquarium - Forums (includes forums specifically for men)

How to Find a Shelter

Domestic Shelters Search (shelter locator with filters to find shelters specifically for male survivors)

SAFE (located in Austin, TX, but states they can help people find resources/shelters in their area)

How to Find a Therapist

**Male Survivor Therapist Directory

Mental Health Services Locator

Resources for and About the Abuse of Kids/Teens

Love is Respect Hotline: [phone] (Hotline for teens)

Darkness to Light Helpline (Sexual Abuse): 1-866-367-5444

Darkness to Light Text Line: Text “LIGHT” to 741741

ChildHelp USA National Child Abuse Hotline: [phone]

Children of the Night Hotline (Children in Prostitution): 1-800-551-1300

National Runaway Safeline: 1-800-786-2929

Covenant House Nineline (Homeless Youth): 1-800-999-9999

Stop it Now Hotline: [phone] (for adults concerned about the welfare of a child)

Jennifer Ann’s Group (for teens experiencing dating violence)

Other Resource Lists 

(While I tried to include the most helpful resources I could here (i.e., resources that lend themselves to one-on-one communication, individual reading, etc.), there are plenty of other great resources, including regional resources, listed in these links. Some of the resources are specific to men and others aren’t, but they are all helpful for male survivors.)

**Male Survivor (regional, international, and online resources)

**Husband Battering: Men and Domestic Violence

**Help for Battered Men: Online Resources

**Help for Battered Men: National and International Resources

**Help for Guys: Help for Victims (some resources for men, many general resources)

[mogai-watch]

This is so important. 

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

SLAMS that reblog

[ireneadlercatwoman]

This is amazing @sexuallymonsterous you are a good person for putting this list together. 

[gholateg]

all the reblogs.

[iamspyphoenix44]

CELIAC DISEASE WARNING PASS ON

I work at McDonald’s and they are adding donut sticks to the menu. They will be a morning only choice I believe but will use the same as the fries. Ours fries were gluten friendly before this but they will no longer be.

With simple dripping and use of the same area unless the whole area was cleaned after it will most definitely mix. It’s February 16th 2019 rn so if your reading this after DONT do fries or ask if it’s a mixed fryer.

[fashion-runways]

SAIID KOBEISY Couture Fall/Winter 2018-2019

[tortie]

you want sum fuk?

[iamspyphoenix44]

[protect-and-love-cats]

Puma Rescued From A Contact-Type Zoo Can’t Be Released Into The Wild, Lives As A Spoiled House Cat

[hatever]

Lord, I have seen what you do for other people…

[iamspyphoenix44]

@motheroflittlelions