[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

[memorycycle]

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

[softwaring]

which genre of food makes you feel most at home/comforted?

soups / stews / curries 🍛

grilled / BBQ’d / wood smoked 🍖

casseroles / baked foods 🥘

deep fried foods 🍟

salads / fruits / fresh foods 🥗

pasta 🍝

stir / pan fried 🍳

sandwiches 🥪

dumplings of all types 🥟

other (explain your answer in notes) ❓

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023

reblog for larger polling please 🖤

[marzipanandminutiae]

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

[ysolt]

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

[ysolt]

my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck

[captainglitterbuns]

[prokopetz]

For all its dumbfuckery, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is genuinely the closest a film adaptation of the Arthurian mythos has ever gotten to capturing how deeply weird the source material really is.

[nando161mando]

Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

[earhartsease]

pro homo, dude

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[bladedamus]

easily a contender for post of the decade

[cosmonautroger]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Seinfeld

[earthboundstarblind-deactivated]

hmm

[reiners-an-mys]

The cum tanks by e-girl street. Yeah you can't miss them.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

[venacavo]

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

[pileofknives]

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[folkmetaltransfag]

en garde motherfuckers

[charliework16]

his mind is so important to me

[animentality]

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[skywardstrapon]

from the same thread:

[anagramofbrat]

I have witnessed so much slaughter and death here

[emotional-emotion]

Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 7.06 The Soup Nаzi

[iwilleatyourenglish]

“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals

“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.