The Blue Boi

· genderqueer · they/them · spam account · · emotion account: @theblueboisoblue ·

[theslaybymic]

[sabinebags]

Yes. YES.

THIS is body positivity.

[kixlepixel]

[aceofsplades]

Tumblr was where I first saw naked trans bodies presented as natural and beautiful. Not as objects of pornography, or as something freaky, just beautiful human bodies. It was very important to me. It disturbs me this is being taken away.

[sebstantheangel]

I’m wheezing -

[steverogersnotebook]

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

[whostheblondegirl]

[sixpenceee]

It’s about time you learn this.

[anxietyproblem]

[peterparkerssupersuit]

a mood

Santa: what do you want for Christmas

Me: I want a peter Parker!

Santa: *takes of glasses* sis, me too.

[iamtheblueboi]

@tired-eyes-coffee-highs

[everythingfox]

awooooooo

[awed-frog]

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

[joukai-deactivated20130303]

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

[tickling-your-man-boobies]

they don’t exist

[spinji]

You sure?

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[iherduliekmudk1pz]

The g stands for g a y

[aceofsquiddles]

[thatsbelievable]

Did You Know?

Birds control time! They do this out of spite.

[antique-scarecrow]

Makes sense

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[sullen-beauty-deactivated202107]

Apparently not many know this and it’s pretty important information

Hey! Did you know that teenagers rib cages aren’t fully formed! Which means sometimes you get a stabbing pain in your lower side, that’s because the unformed cartilage moved and hit a nerve. If you ever get that, try not to breathe to heavily as it irritates it more

[symbio-ratio]

you lifesaver

[hollowsolaris]

if this is true thank you

[vampirate-lover]

OH MY GOD THATS WHAT THAT IS

[rainbowsylvie]

YO

[wet-paiint]

oH SO I’M NOT DYING

[willowdove]

At 22 I learned that my horrible stabby chest pains were also my ribs! It turns out that sometimes they just kinda… detach and float around. So if you hold your arms above your head and breathe deeply you can pop them back into place.

But if that doesn’t work for you definitely see a doctor about your stabby chest pains. You know. In case it’s your heart

[miss-cuttlefish]

WAIT… SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

[landlordkiller69]

thanks i just thought i was dying

[weeelllp]

That always happened to me when I tried to run and I’m 23 now and still hits me once in a while when I try to run too far

[punkyp96-backupblog-deactivated]

Sooo when are we gonna start normalizing trans, nonbinary, and gender non-confirming people who don’t want to/aren’t able to/are scared to/don’t have the means to do things like wear binders, or pack, or wear makeup, or get breast forms, or whatever other things that people expect them to have in order to “pass”. Let trans, nonbinary, and gender non-conforming people look however they look because there’s no “right way” for a body to look and don’t push your idea of how they should look onto them

[liho907lilo]

Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

[gothtigger92-deactivated2021052]

This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.

Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday

[jedi-giraffe]

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

[therickmoranisversion]

Didn’t know any of this, but now that I do fuck yeah let’s kill Black Friday

[parkerpunology]

i….can’t..FUCKING BREATHE…afsyfjdkshaj