Jan 1, 2024
may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic
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@vampirate-lover
may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic
Still his miniscule snotty annoying tiny baby brother even after all these years
Krypto will judge you
Smallvillers are Victorian children in that they'd explode if you showed them a spice rack and Gothamites are Victorian children in that they snort six lines before their 16-hour shift at the crime factory
Due to all of the chemicals in their air, water, and food, Gothamites are known for over flavoring their food. Also, their local Coke a cola plant still puts cocaine in their pop.
Wayne Enterprises releases their own cola formula that they advertise as cocaine-free
Clark sees that on a billboard and wonders if he broke the timeline again
This is an older comic that I did about them c:
Just for the record, Dick could totally beat those kids up
The way Superman depicted complicit civilians is gonna stick with me.
Because usually when you have your villain, usually the civilians working for them are gonna be largely faceless or cowed. And then when the hero crashes the scene, only the armed goons are taken out while said civilians flee to remove any questions.
In here though, you can tell they all enjoy working for Luthor. The technicians in his hq have fun plugging in directions to Ultraman. And those in the base camp wear tropical shirts while listening to music and playing games on their downtime. Nobody is working with rigid confirmity nor are there moral reservations (the only objection shown was when his obsession almost got them killed).
So when Mr. Terrific arrived on the scene, it is actually fitting that he wiped out the workers alongside the armed goons.
Also the way Superman's fellow prisoners not only attempted to snitch on him but actually tried to out snitch each other deserves a whole other analysis.
I really liked that detail, what I liked even more is that even the goons were humanized. Superman beats up the raptors but no more than they deserve. One of Luthor's scientists admonishes people about safe evacuation. All of Luthor's prisoners still get to escape, including the ones that tried to snitch. It's proof that anyone can do bad things under the right circumstances, but that doesn't make them less human. We get to see the prisoners reunite with their loved ones, even if they made bad choices while imprisoned. I think that's a really powerful message.
Anonymous Batfam Petty Grievance Box
• “Whoever keeps turning off my podcasts mid-workout is a coward. Let me suffer in peace.” — not jason (absolutely jason)
• “Why are there five grappling guns missing? WHY? I labeled mine. With stickers.” — tim. definitely tim. the stickers say “Property of Tech Goblin.”
• “If I find one more batarang in the toaster, I will scream. This is not enrichment. I am not a zoo exhibit.” — stephanie, unhinged and valid
• “Damian keeps feeding Titus steak while I get protein bars labeled ‘combat fuel.’ I am not a war machine.” — duke. powered by rage and mystery meat.
• “Dick is not allowed to do backflips during emotional conversations. It’s confusing.” — jason, who got distracted mid-trauma dump
• “This is not a grievance. Just letting you all know: I hid glitter in Bruce’s cape lining. Let the chaos unfold.” — unknown (it was cass.)
Recently my brother and I were bored at a restaurant and it reminded me of the batkids.
Dick (trying to stop everyone from making a PR mess at the gala): why don't you play something. Like Uhhh... I spy with my little eye something that is blue.
Damian: Okay. The tie of that man over there.
Dick: Yes you got it. Your turn.
Damian: I spy with my little eye something brown.
Dick: The shoes of that woman over there?
Damian: No.
Dick: The food?
Damian: No. Should I reveal it?
Dick: yeah please...
Damian: This crumb in front of you.
~ They play hyperspecific Iswmle for a while, other siblings have joined in until: ~
Tim: I don't spy with my little eye something that is black.
Dick: That's not-
Damian: Drake! What is this nonsense?
Tim: Well I don't see it and you don't see it either and it's black
Jason: The separate car we should have taken here, that would also bring us home right now?
Tim: Correct. I want to go home.
Jason: Well I don't spy with my little eye something that is red
Dick: Your bed?
Jason: Yes, I could be in my bed right now, reading something instead of wasting my time here.
vampire appreciators have two modes:
it’s about the secret darkness inside you. it’s about not being able to tell if it controls you or you control it. it’s about the wrestle between who you want to be and who you need to be. the conversation between the gruesome and the uncontainable
sexy guy bite neck sexily. biting
she takes studying vampires very seriously
fingers in her mouth friday
I am HAUNTED by the person that said something like "in this the vampire is the monster fucker and not the human" and idk why their comment got deleted but YOU FUCKING GET IT. YOU GET ME!!!!
vampire appreciators have two modes:
it’s about the secret darkness inside you. it’s about not being able to tell if it controls you or you control it. it’s about the wrestle between who you want to be and who you need to be. the conversation between the gruesome and the uncontainable
sexy guy bite neck sexily. biting
My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities
pretty sure I just made history
first photo of a cybertruck taken on a blackberry curve 9330
I do think Dick became the most insufferable annoying shit the moment Chandelier by Sia came out.
Like that is his song. Are you kidding? He has been swinging from chandeliers since he was 9! The song was made for him!
Does he know it is a metaphor for addiction? No. Does he care? Also no.
All he knows is that now Nightwing finally has a soundtrack. Forget grappling through the city singing 'nananananana Robin!' this is way better! He's having the time of his life.
It's the worst.
Babs has taken to muting his comm. If he dies it is honestly going to be on him, she can't take it anymore.
Stephanie is mourning because she truly liked the song! But now all she hears is 'I'm gonna swiiing! Cuz the culprit is fleeing the scene! They're fleeeing the sceeeene~!'.
Dick doesn't even know the actual lyrics. Tim tested him the other day, he only knows the chandelier part...
Bruce is too old to care. He was there for the 'nananananana', and the 'mission imposible', and the 'free bird', and the 'papa is in love with a criminal' when they meet Selina– In a way he's just glad some things never change.
fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]
