The Art of Living

My name is Lindsey, and I am all over the place as a person. I'm a 21-year-old who really really likes science. She/her pronouns LLAP

[them-robutts]

Shoutout to Rugrats for not only having Christmas episodes, but also Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and Passover episodes

[lolnein]

Bonus GIF: https://lolnein.com/2017/11/25/vacuuming/

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[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

[pochowek]

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

[spideyswede]

I love this photo of Tom Holland because he looks like a kid that’s been listening to his racist relatives argue over Christmas dinner for the last half hour:

[homemadeknees]

him and that frog are about to go off

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

the frogs kill racists woth their anti racism venom

[warcrimesonline]

Americas greatest crime is the fact that they fucking microwave water

Buy a fucking kettle

[im-just-a-reaction]

Yo whaaat?

[warcrimesonline]

They don’t use kettles in America look it up

[marshals-to-dictators]

Are you joking

[warcrimesonline]

Buddy I wish I was

[racistspiderman]

It’s because of their weak ass voltage

[jane-jackson]

@proncus @zammyengel is this true

[dangerbooze]

The kettles in my apartment and my grandma’s house would disagree. 

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

We have like 3. But sometime when you just want one cup it’s faster and easier to pop a mug into the microwave

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

“Americans don’t use kettles” my ass, the fuck you all on about :/

[red-lantern-deactivated20201007]

use a keurig…. damn 

[iamthenazgul]

We had a kettle growing up, but I'm too poor from paying for my meds to afford something so fancy.

[stromcuzewon]

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

[cultofthepigeon]

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down

[i-am-a-fish]

If net neutrality disappears then that means only rich people will be able to access Tumblr so just to be safe we need to post memes that the rich people will like so we all have a chance at being Tumblr famous after we can’t afford the internet anymore

[lonelypaperbagtrash-deactivated]

U RITE

[i-am-a-fish]

Here, I’ll start us off:

[highschoolhandjobs]

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

protect this post

[cryptid-sighting]

scooby-doo was a good show which taught children that the real monsters are land speculators and real estate developers

[alexkablob]

[breaktotheotherside]

The last season of America is getting crazier every day.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable

[cartoonpolitics]

(cartoon by Nick Anderson)

[ihatebbcsherlock]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

tfw you understand the language enough to know the subtitles are wrong but not enough to watch the movie without subs.

[decalexas]

coming next on the CW: edgy, grimdark fairly odd parents adaptation “Dimmsdale”

[britawrites]

Doug Dimmadome? *audible gasps, the room falls silent* Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?? *hard cut to Doug’s dark eyes peering out from under his white 10-gallon hat*