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@ianisoverparty
dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)
hey funny yellow guy give us your input on the recent events
Hahah
I feel like tumblrites have been a bit down lately, we really could use another British Royal Family Death to boost morale.
they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage
I'm glad you're a normal person and not one of these morons you see on here who can't see past their own noses and spend all their time stirring up weird discourse.
Maybe that's why you're so popular.
Discourse isn't fun. So much shit online has devolved into anger-tainment: content that only seeks to frustrate its viewer. They pick an easy target, and simply play to their frustrations, making them emotionally invested through proxy of certain events (rarely does the event actually matter to them). Once invested, this allows the player to cheaply virtue-signal the played - whatever sentiment echoes theirs on whatever matter. This cyclically activates the lil' part in our brains that releases dopamine during moments of agreement between like-minded people, but it's artificial - faux-communal moral-upstanding, coupled often with a release of frustration through battery of the shamed. But this digital injection subtracts the human-element of a second party. It often lacks a true means of vocalization. It's a one-way mirror; the viewer can only see themselves in its reflection. They feel praised for their own views and are reaffirmed by invisible threads, all whilst playing into creators who rile people up for a living, creators who pray on your anger and conscience, sapping it from your unwilled body, leaving it a mere husk.
Yeah, yeah fuck yeah
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
still getting notifications from this post 12 years later…… will i ever be free…..
🎶You will never be free! Happy 12 years!🎵
no tumblr, i do not want to go ad free. actually, i want to see more ads about which celebrities have become uglier and experience the timeless beauty of genuine italian marble
You're like if drywall was a person
Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?
My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you
You better fucking watch your back
Not even Jesus Christ was scrutinized this heavily
my therapist told me that i should start writing stuff down to pace myself, and since i already have this blog, i might as well just put it here.
nobody's going to read this, but since i realised that i never made a good introduction to this blog, i'll do it now. i'm ian, 20, and an upcoming econ student. used to be an engineering major, but i failed spectacularly. it was fun though. in the years since i abandoned this blog, i got diagnosed with asd, got out of my teenage depression (still have it but i've learned to deal with it better), and have a pretty crappy stock gambling habit (i've never lost a penny but i still haven't beat the s&p index).
i still don't have any friends, but i've matured enough to realise that i was the problem. i used to blame absolutely everyone, but if there's anything i've learned, it's that i was always at fault. i'm rude, ruthless, egotistical, and too ambitious for my own good. i'd be a perfect ceo if i was smart. i have learned to grieve for the friendships i've lost and to just not bother anyone anymore, and while i've reduced the sadness, it's still there. whenever i see a group of friends that pang of sadness still hits me, but it's usually only there for a few seconds. i don't really talk anymore. i used to be a talkative guy but now i just talk to my parents and my therapist. i haven't yet, and probably won't try to make friendships in college. i hate grieving, and i don't want to hurt anyone.
i'm scared of turning 21. it's still a few months away, but the concept scares me. i never thought that i'd live this long. i always thought that i'd be gone before i turned 21. either my health issues take me out or i do. it never happened. i'm still surprised that i'm still here. maybe i'm dead and this is my hell, i'll never know.
i took an ielts test last week and i got a 9.0. i swear that i'm actually illiterate. i've been speaking english all my life but i still feel like i don't know the language. i've taken all the language tests out there, i was always given a score similar to what a fluent speaker would have. i learned dutch for one guy and i never got past the complements part on duolingo. i'm almost at the end of the french one, i still can't speak the language.
i don't understand the charli xcx brat implosion. i've been listening to her for years but this album is definitely not her best work. i'd argue next level charli and pop2 are magnitudes better.
i moved to reddit when i retired from tumblr, but now that it's another election year, i'm logging off until the americans get their crap together. americans are some of the weirdest voters ever. if i had the choice between a cop and an old hitler wannabe, as much as i despise cops i'd rather have the cop.
also, i still don't have a tiktok account, and i refuse to have one. if i want brainrot, i'd rather use youtube shorts.
i'll be back when i have the urge to talk again. to the robot and a possible human reading this, thank you, and i'm sorry you read this.
The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
i fucking love my chemical porter
it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.
hmmmmmmmm
It took seven minutes for a European to bring up school shootings and obesity on a post talking about geography.
To put it in perspective, the rockies are 7 times longer and two times wider than the alps
SORRY EUROPE, YOU HAVE TO BE A NORMAL-SIZED CONTINENT TO RIDE THIS RIDE