nasty

If tamsyn didn’t want us to thirst over Ianthe WHY did she put her in a butler outfit??? i can also be found @snazzycrow

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[orinthered]

everyone really did watch me say dulcinea was my favourite character and then just sat there smiling and giggling with their popcorn

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[enki2]

[orinthered]

DULCINEA???,,,,?????? DULCINEA DID IT?????

[orinthered]

NOT DULCINEA? NOT DULCINEA DID IT….

[iantheposting]

everyone give dulcinea shorter hair NOW omfg

it’s described as a cap of ringlets. she probably shaved it and then it grew a bit and it’s barely even a pixie cut! it may have all fallen out because of the treatments for her cancer, or at least, it’s intentional that her hair is extremely short in the same way a chemo patient’s might be. regardless of whether it was a necromantic treatment’s side effect, it’s a practical haircut if you’re bedridden. she’s got hair nearly as short as harrow’s shaved head, she’s got dreamy little baby curls and not much else because she was dying of cancer she would NOT have a cute bob

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[elevenbenevolentmammoths]

Okay but to truly realize the nebulous visions of Babsfic that Muir has presented us with across various interviews, one simply must take Naberius Tern, Huge-Monitor-Lizard-Edition...and ship him with Goofy.

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[ferocioustrout]

liking yuri ships means you have a powerful soul and will never be defeated

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[appri-dot]

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

[appri-dot]

Its actually so important to me

[tumblebagel]

Yeah okay this is going on main

[iantheposting]

if anyone’s wondering where i’m at mentally, today as i was working on a project i contemplated writing a hornypost about sewing machines

[tsukkinami]

i was gonna make a post about how the alectopause has spoiled us because whatever alecto the ninth is will not be the same as whatever the fuck the fandom has predicted. but then i remembered the entirety of harrow the ninth. the audacity to make it mostly second person. harrow's lobotomy. ianthe saying choke me daddy. god's tumblr jokes. and remembered that we don't know the inner workings of muir's mind and i should stay humble

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

I once saw someone refer to the last act of HtN as the “mamma mia” plotline which. I mean. Yeah.

[doveghost]

people really need to stop using psychotic to mean evil. Disabilities don't affect moral character. Stop. Neurotypicals shouldn't be allowed to use the word psychotic until they know what it means