Your official ruler of the Cosmos

•indecisive raging disaster bisexual switch•gender apathetic bastard•the ultimate sugar daddy•

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[hallucination-fag]

Fatphobia in the gay men's community is uh. Rampant and i don't think people really address it that much because thin people don't think it's an issue and fat people are never taken seriously (often because they're fat!!).

Y'all will call any skinny buff man with a bit of chest hair a bear, then label the actual bears as "creepy" or "ugly" if you don't just flat-out ignore their existence.

Y'all will be like "i love men's tits" until a fat man exists and suddenly it's all "we can't promote such an unhealthy lifestyle, because being unhealthy is bad" pretending to care about us while simultaneously calling us undesirable and linking moral weight to physical weight.

Apparently it's completely impossible to show support for fat gay men without being fetishistic about it and i'm fucking sick of it. Do better. i'm not holding you at gunpoint telling you to find every fat man hot. i'm asking you sternly to treat us like human beings. It's not that hard.

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[chronically--cute]

SO MY FRIEND FOUND A REALLY CREEPY ARTIST’S MANNEQUIN

BUT THEN IT GOT WEIRD

SEND HELP

[vulture-kitty]

Where can I buy the artist’s mannequin though?

[theinsanityofamanatee]

Wow toy story 4 looks great

[theirtheretheyre]

love the ship dynamic of “fucked up” and “also fucked up”

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[qqueenofhades]

You see, the problem with writing is that it is always easier to just lie facedown on the floor and make incoherent noises.

[mrhealyourgirl]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[mrhealyourgirl]

look at my gouger, boy.

[titkoks]

best way to respond to big nose haters

[luisonte]

Así me comía yo todas las piezas

[weaver-z]

[sackboys-moved]

I LOVE it when you finally figure out how your oc world works and have your story click together like a beautiful and ornate puzzle finally being completed and you feel the gears in your brain shift from realization to sheer power like

[sackboys-moved]

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT THE DSMP

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT THE DSMP

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT THE DSMP

[hiveswap]

Actually it is, op! Hope this helps <3

[sackboys-moved]

Actually this is my post it is about my ocs it is about my characters my stories in my head I don’t care about your racist white boy minecraft roleplayers I don’t know what you’re gaining by showing up here. Hope this helps <3

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if I were a dentist I would fill my office with commissioned paintings of alligators and crocodiles, which as we all know are teeth-themed animals

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mtfoss]

Do you think two girls could on purpose kissed?

[sapropel]

It would be tricky but I it could be tbe done

[mtfoss]

Working tirelessly in the lab to figure it out

[blazestarr-deactivated20230220]

[roboco-san]