ibendtheearth

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[maswartz]

[meteorherd]

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

[ryan-sometimes]

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

[netherworldpost]

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

[garbage-empress]

I literally didn’t know Gorbachev was still alive. This means that, hypothetically, he could see this post:

[dingdongyouarewrong]

rip to gorbachev, hope he saw this post before he died

[humanveil]

I gave you my word. I’m with you until we both fall.

DIN DJARIN and BOBA FETT in THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT –– Chapter 7: In the Name of Honor

[guinevereslancelot]

it's him. the best character in star wars <3

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kushblazer666]

[191717718817188191929-deactivat]

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

[191717718817188191929-deactivat]

people on this saying “all these except 4” in the tags. you are not being cute by saying so. I am fucking begging you to eat your veggies

[l0ggia]

Source: just a gut feeling

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[kanafeh]

the tiktok about Lin Manuel Miranda fighting for his life to be casted in encanto

[kanafeh]

[blackedoutbanana]

[rattle-my-stars]

[catcrumb]

[turnipfritters]

where’s the worker’s solidarity comrade grande

[shaneinthehouseofficial]

Ariana is a false idol, looked to in the desperate time between Carly Rae albums. May She have mercy on your souls.

[turnipfritters]

Carly Rae would execute Jeff Bezos on live stream 

[sans-bacon-deactivated20180901]

Do y’all know what pop music is?

[turnipfritters]

it’s the sound of jeff bezos’s last breath after Comrade Jepsen cuts to the feeling.